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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Why is it only HERpes? Why isn’t there a HISpes?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. I practice taxidermy where the laws are lax and the snacks are wormy.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 1 reply
    • 189 views

  3. If you live in Troy ALWAYS look a gift horse in the mouth. There's goddamn Greeks in there.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 187 views

  4. I was once like you. Reading out catchphrases, dumb and insulted.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 174 views

  5. Are there more stars in the sky than there are different sandwiches?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 173 views

  6. It’s a matter of course. Intercourse!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 179 views

  7. Drop your cocks 'n grab your socks, report immediately to General Scott

    By Commander Osteego,
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    • 158 views

  8. Momma said don’t talk to strangers but she didn’t mention thumbwrestling.

    By EmbracetheKace,
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    • 165 views

  9. Aye I'm tellen you. word as bond Jo. You know dat bitch be all full uh baloney, and shit.

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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    • 150 views

  10. I before E except after C. Sex before marriage except after miscarriage. 

    By Angry Trellis,
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    • 198 views

  11. Bill Bixby picks me to quickly fix his trick knee, but I'm no Hulkawalkologist.

    By Lief Cutterpants,
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    • 196 views

  12. Why does your dad have so many paintball shirts?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 183 views

  13. It’s time to pickup your mom from paintball

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 167 views

  14. I heard your dad played paintball but had to quit cause the kids were so mean.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. Your mom farted so bad that they had to cancel paintball practice.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 180 views

  16. Your wife called. She’s gonna be late coming home from paintball.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 173 views

  17. My beans are clean and my ween is pristine, but my taint most definitely ain’t

    By Madam Adam,
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    • 158 views

  18. A little bird told me "regurgitate in the mouths of the young - squawwwwk!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 189 views

  19. I gift you with this present and present you with this gift

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 187 views

  20. I love things that walk on two legs. I’m a bipedalphile.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 215 views

  21. Is it a number one or a number two when you poop through your penis hole?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 184 views

  22. Loose lips flick clits.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  23. I'm on the case and off the pill.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 243 views

  24. I directed a question to my digestion; my gut said "what" and then fell out my butt.

    By LARDdischarge,
    • 0 replies
    • 241 views

  25. Jamaica Me Crazy, the fun-filled resort for white people

    By LARDdischarge,
    • 0 replies
    • 237 views
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