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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you can't beat the heat, thaw your meat and freeze your sheets.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  2. It's hard out there for a Bard with lardy discharge

    By LARDdischarge,
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  3. I bang, you bang, she bangs, he bangs, they bang but only Comedy Bang Bangs

    By adulttim,
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  4. Love it, or list it... Really love it, fist it!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. There's no "I" in team, but there's definitely one in Sammy Davis Jr.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  6. Dog fertility clinic: no litter

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. Dear Tony Hawk: tricks are for kids

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. Cant Stop The Iggy Pop Crop Top Cop

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. To whoever stole my package from the lobby - I hope you’re enjoying those ‘baby slut’ crop tops

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. If you're listening to this, it means I'm dead and the 5 second rule doesn't apply to raccoon shit.

    By Fart Sommelier,
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  11. The "WHEAT" concert was a banger! They shredded - obviously.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. Did you ever stop to think that maybe The Macho Man Randy Savage just had a really bad memory, and every time he said "Ohhhh yeah," he was actually remembering something really important that he forgot to do?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  13. When you're Jonesin' for a Bonesin', just reach for a box of Mother Jone's Dog Bones. Mother Jones; the only dog biscuits shaped like penises.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  14. Answer these 15 questions to find out which Buzzfeed quiz you are!

    By crazy_carl,
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  15. My sensei got that good good dojo mojo

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. I can’t stop googling ‘hot karate guys’

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Both you idiot, there's a chicken in that egg!

    By Angry Trellis,
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  18. Baby Yoda in the streets, full grown Grogu in the sheets.

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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  19. Be warned; that way lies Madness... and they are just playing "One Step Beyond" over and over.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  20. Whether you’re a grower or whether you’re a shower, please yank those beads like you’re startin’ a mower.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Bridge to Terabithia? More like bridge to nowhere. Booooringggg.

    By Bee Gees' Ouijas,
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  22. I'll show you my belly if you'll slather me in jelly!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. Step on a crack, break like wind off a duck’s back

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. Catchphrase

    By Admiral Funky,
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  25. Jingle Bells/Batman spells...everything phonetically because he never progressed past a third grade reading level, once again illustrating the importance of reading to your children through adolescence. Whoever Batman’s parents are should be ASHAMED.

    By Dunky Fumps,
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