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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’ve got the sickness from that thickness.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 259 views

  2. My hardscrabble life did fuck-all for my Scrabble game.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 219 views

  3. Let Bi-Gnomes be Bi-Gnomes, you, close minded prick!

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 228 views

  4. Start your day with a hot soufflé, & eat a heapin' helpin' of  "Dwight Yoakam's Honey Stroke-Umz!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 165 views

  5. Curiosity Killed The Cat, that's why it fled to Mars

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 221 views

  6. I mean, sure, ukulele, but should-ulele?

    By ThrowMeAway,
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    • 170 views

  7. My Dad used to sell balloons at Sublime shows

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. To all the hemorrhoids I've enjoyed before, you popped right out and brought the gore. 

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 166 views

  9. A boob job sounds more like an occupation than an application.

    By Friend of P,
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    • 323 views

  10. What does a responsible bartender have to do when a pregnant woman walks up to the bar and orders a drink? cardamom.

    By Friend of P,
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    • 316 views

  11. Phil Spector did what?!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. When life gives you lemons buy some apples and butter, make a pie crust, get out the cinnamon, ginger and sugar, make a pie and fuck it.

    By Friend of P,
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    • 335 views

  13. What’s this? What’s this? There’s semen everywhere. What’s this? There’s white stuff in my hair. What’s this? I can’t see out of my eyes. I must be creaming.

    By Friend of P,
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  14. I try to not get super weepy, about my microscopic peepee

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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  15. Use the fork, Luke.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. I got my execution halted so many times I got cocky. I was like “Ah yeah, I got stays for days!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. L: “Ben Kenobi, Leia won’t sleep with me!” BOWK: “Use the force, Luke.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 179 views

  18. Red on yellow, kill a fellow. Red on brown, flush it down.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. I emerge from the shadows, dark and brooding. Open my trench coat, freelance nude-ing

    By SegaShines,
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    • 187 views

  20. Just a spoon full of sugar helps the elderly from clowns.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 213 views

  21. It’s a death row hard on two minutes too late...

    By Lasko Lakewood,
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    • 237 views

  22. You say tomato, I say there's something wrong--that's clearly a pineapple. Are you okay?

    By Angry Trellis,
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    • 227 views

  23. Let's watch reruns of "Becker" while I twist on your pecker!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 199 views

  24. The foreign forensic examined my Brexit.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 187 views

  25. Comedy Bang Bang is a proud sponsor of National Bobblehead Museum and Hall of Fame in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 208 views
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