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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When you said, “He went nuts,” I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 226 views

  2. Less shock, more jock

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 187 views

  3. To me, my Auker-Men

    By AcidReign,
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    • 178 views

  4. Nothing is nude under the sun, except this full moon.

    By Animal,
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    • 296 views

  5. Shut your butt truck

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 207 views

  6. Here’s the church, here’s the steeple, open it up and WAIT A MINUTE THOSE ARE FINGERS

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 213 views

  7. Leviticus. A sack of cashews. The color mauve. Coincidence? I think not.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 201 views

  8. I think the air conditioner is on and I'm worried the mic might pick it up but I can't tell.

    By LesterPipps,
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  9. You got the Hole Enchilada. Question, what kind of hole do they make that with? Butt-, ear- or penisholes?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 172 views

  10. Say it, don’t spray it, then fly to Hawaii and lei it.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 183 views

  11. Welcome back we were on a short hiatus and a long low-atus.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 189 views

  12. Water, water, everywhere, so drink up, bitch.

    By Paris Stilton,
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    • 144 views

  13. Punting on the prepubescent pudenda

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 182 views

  14. Menachem?! I don’t even know ‘im!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 181 views

  15. Well, what with the prom coming up...

    By mikeisntfunny,
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  16. U can't touch this because "this" is a pronoun.

    By Katherine Bush,
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    • 155 views

  17. For Mother's Day, Daniel Day-Lewis gifted his mom a powerful one-man production of "Oedipus Rex." Sure, he's blind now, but the sex was incredible.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 2 replies
    • 285 views

  18. Jan Brady doth protest the Bunch, methinks.

    By Animal,
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    • 303 views

  19. Fellow Buffalo buff fellows, fellow Buffalo buff fellows butt flow, butt flow fellow Buffalo buff fellows

    By Clit Eastwood,
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  20. The birds in migration / perhaps by some ancient rule / stop to rest in my garden / and shit in my pool

    By slowestjogger,
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    • 313 views

  21. Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey fall in love with you.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. I wipe from a stand, / For I’ve sat for way too long. / Now I have hem’rrhoids.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 176 views

  23. Let the record show that you’re out of order, I’m out of order, this whole courtroom’s out of order.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 188 views

  24. Sometimes chips and dips are more important than chains and whips.

    By The_Magician_Position,
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    • 234 views

  25. A horse is a horse, of course, of course, unless it's a cock and balls.

    By NilRaz,
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    • 152 views
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