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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Cursing like sailors, laughing like brigands, Hoisting the mainsail up on the rigging! Well I guess that's why they search for doubloons

    By Philmccrackn,
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  2. Looking at a sign that read "This and That" I realized the spaces between this and and and and and that need to change

    By Griffleberrypie,
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  3. If my hat tastes like cake, I'll eat my hat.

    By Animal,
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  4. This just in: Ronald McDonald had his McRib removed so he could suck his own McNugget.

    By MarkDowling,
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  5. It was kielbasa times, it was bratwurst of times.

    By Animal,
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  6. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, spin around and make a sprinkler sound.

    By Animal,
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  7. I got strep throat which, I think, is short for “obstreperous” throat. I should look that up what that means.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. Scott is the Bob Hope Fellow of American Comedy at UCSD and also the Jolly Good Fellow that, nobody can deny.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. Hand sanitizer?! I don’t even know ‘er!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. A hip replacement and an even hipper pair of mom jeans.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. Kudos to you boo-ghosts / Flying ‘round and ‘round your two hosts, / Eating Ho-Hos, / Blasting Hoobastank, / And punching Bobos.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. Hammer don’t hurt ‘im? I hardly know her!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. If you got beef than bring the ruckus, cause chicken turkey duck go in a Turducken

    By GodDamnitRuss,
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  14. Little Bo-Peep has lost her sheep; And my jimmy runs so deep, put her butt to sleep.

    By Jonathan Astonish,
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  15. What can ye do with a drunken sailor? Get him in a treatment program and offer him emotional support.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  16. I may have a fondness for boobies and butts, but it's this steering wheel belt buckle that's driving me nuts.

    By The_Magician_Position,
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  17. Dickbitches get stitches

    By Kulapdance,
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  18. I looked right at that large ornamental goldfish and said "don't play koi with me!"

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. Where my pigs at?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. Now THAT’S a human finger!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. quack quack duck duck hello yea

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. My jeans taste like apples

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. Slam-dunk all your eggs in one basket. Now you made a sports omelette.

    By Animal,
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  24. Doot doot does not compute. Initiating poop sploot. 

    By Bee Gees' Ouijas,
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  25. Yes, I did a half-assed job. Because wild dogs ripped off one of my ass cheeks!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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