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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ringo, Rango, Django, and Jango Fett aka The Four Lads from Liverpool

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  2. What has two long thumbs and went blind telling a joke? This guy.

    By Walter Brennan's Pappy,
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  3. What has two thumbs and went blind making whipped cream? Whisk eye.

    By Walter Brennan's Pappy,
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    • 166 views

  4. If you treat the clit like you treated the tit, I might let you out of that pit.

    By On The Fence Spence,
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  5. EGOT? Forget that, I’m going to be the first GOTEM: Grammy, Oscar, Tony, Emmy, Mesothelioma

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  6. Actually, Covid-19 was the name of the doctor. My dad was killed by Covid-19's monster.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  7. Never steal gourds from The Gourd King

    By Dr. Helicopter Ride,
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  8. When I do a little dance without wearing any pants, I'm taking a big chance that your sister Nance isn't sitting in the living room with her bible study group. Sorry Nance.

    By Schadenfreude's Dead Cat,
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  9. We track down and shoot brand name paper towels today, on Bounty Hunters.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. At this time police do not believe there is any connection between the two murders. But there IS a connection between the two victims, literally, because they were Siamese twins.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. Wise men say only fools rush in, but I can't help dipping McNugs with you.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  12. When nature calls, head for the stalls. Empty your bladder and then your balls.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  13. Finger me and call me Jell-O. Aioli is really nothing more than mayo designed for assholes

    By Comedy Spank Bank,
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  14. I resolve to re-solve any problems I solved poorly last year. If this fails, next year I'll re-resolve to re-re-solve the problems even better.

    By Schadenfreude's Dead Cat,
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  15. I love a killer drink special as much as the next guy, but the "Typhoid Bloody Mary" literally killed my brunch boys.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. In Soviet Russia shepherd herds ewe.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. In England the bum's rush is called the arse hurries and it's diarrhea.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. They're crabs in labs. They're crustacean scienticians. They're figuring things out but I'll die if I eat them.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Foxes in socks are sexy vixens, the kind of chicks we put our dicks in.

    By homeless_mensan,
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  20. My crawdaddy left us when I was just a larvae. Claws unknown.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. It’ll cost you a penny to see these gennies. It’ll cost you a dollar to make me holler.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Bumper to bumper and humper to humper. This highway is full of horny camels.

    By ignorant_genius,
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  23. Stop trying to gaslight me about C3PO's "silver" leg.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  24. If you’re horny and you know it, rub one out!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. If you haven't got a ha'penny, then no bailout check for you!

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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