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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fail apple, fail apple, fail apple. Maple Jordan brings peace yonder hillside.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  2. I'll never forget the advice Kool Keith gave me in La Brea all those years ago, because I'm insane.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 578 views

  3. 'Tis not in vain what we do today. No matter what the outcome, our actions will be remembered by Burt, the guy next store.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  4. Today, you are a man...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  5. Hey Maine! Shit is crazy yo. Duh, use the forceps Martha. Eedee beedee beedee. Hey Buck, suck my twinkie

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  6. Forget Sweater Weather...

    By Traven Falos,
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  7. Sticks and stones may break my bones so please stop throwing them at me. I swear I won't tell anyone about what's hidden inside the Happy House.

    By fredsolo,
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  8. This is the all ‘hoser’ episode where I accuse everyone of being hosers the whole time. Yeaaah, but I bet you’re all a buncha hosers listening to..

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  9. It's not enough to quit cold turkey, you gotta drive your car right through that McDonald's to make sure you can't go back

    By Traven Falos,
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  10. As the show opens we're all hiding behind the coach, laughing; except you're not there, and you're not there. And no one's laughing.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Meritocracies are fantasies. Exalted birth confounds this earth. Now will you go out with me?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. We use words like tapes, albums, VHS and vinyl- not because we are brave. But because we are old. Old and Krusty

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  13. Ho, ho, ho! This foursome better be worth what I'm paying the three of you.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  14. Nobody’s ever called me a cookie. Tough cookie, smart cookie...nothing. What the fuck? SOMEONE IN THIS ROOM CALL ME A COOKIE GOD DAMMIT.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 884 views

  15. Down, down to goblin town, we'll turn that frown right upside-down,

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 781 views

  16. Spare the cook, spoil the broth. After dinner, beat your children with a rod.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  17. A Lannister always pays his debts. That's why the Lannisters have a credit rating in the 800s.

    By OscarOrtiz,
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  18. Don't fear what others will say, fear alligators. Deadly, deadly alligators.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  19. Comedy Bang Bang Don't Kill People, Scott Aukerman Kill People

    By Ben Lyon,
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  20. The seventh Rorschach is my favorite Rorschach. He doesn't look like a butterfly, but he buzzes like a bee.

    By BunnyKickButt,
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    • 850 views

  21. Follow your heart...unless it tells you not to listen to this podcast.

    By sethtb101,
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  22. It's not delivery; it's HBO.

    By Ribs,
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  23. Hey... all’s I’m sayin’ is we called it Reese’s Feces where I come from. But we’ll do it your way Mr. Hershey.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 604 views

  24. Troll comments are comments on society whether they like it or not.

    By Traven Falos,
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  25. Colombia Tristar has you surrounded - surround sounded that is. That is that it(you) is(are) surrounded by sound. The Colombia Tristar way.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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