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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Why do turds suddenly appear... every time from my rear? 

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. What’s a toilet euphoria? Whenuh Zendaya need to go!

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  3. If the asshole sticks to the wall you know it’s ready to eat.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  4. Chinese, Japanese, look at these... sophisticated Kanji characters used in both languages...

    By Garnished_Butt_Gravy,   
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  5. Getting stoned with Stonn is a galactic experience, but nothing rocks like docking cocks with Spock.

    By Thelonious_Shalhoub,
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  6.  I love delving into the garish opulence and impermanence of 1920s American class structure as much as the next person, but in the end I was left with a bad taste in my mouth by F. Slop Shitzgerald's "The Great Shatsby." Poo out of five stars.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Unless it's a really big fish and and he has a refrigerator, in which case he'll eat for 3 days.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  8. If the van's a-rockin' don't come knockin', at least not without a warrant, unless it's a no-knock warrant.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  9. Sorry, I stopped listening after you said "please pay attention, your life depends on it."

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  10. Cumulonimbus & nimbostratus be popular as hell up in da strip clubz - ALWAYS MAKIN IT RAIN!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,   
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  11. When her butt gets moist, add your flavor of choice, I like ginger.

    By Garnished_Butt_Gravy,   
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  12. Oh baby give me one more chance/ I’ll bring you to my Neverland/ and then pull down your pants.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. Lend me some gum and I'll glimpse ya my bum. Clean all my teeth and I'll give you my sheath.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  14. Don't scratch you ass and smell your fingers, rather put lotion on your hands, and rub your dinger.

    By AssCrackBandit,
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  15. It’s the time of the season for rubbing.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Welcome to the new Willenium, May God have mercy on your soul

    By Thelonious_Shalhoub,
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  17. If our friend Flipper tasted like kippers, tartar sauce would be the dipper.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  18. Some people call me the space cow meat, some call me the flank steak of Mars.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  19. If Brie Larson married Alison Brie, then divorced her and married deceased author Stieg Larsson, then robbed a cheese shop would that be Brie Larson-Brie-Larsson’s brie larceny?

    By Agent Jack Bauer, Junkyard Cat,
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  20. Eat this kohlrabi then I'll show you my knobby.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. Fool me once: shame on you. Fool me twice: tame that shrew.

    By Bradley Pooper,
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  22. Show me your tits and I'll toss ya two bits.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. Barry farted, that's the catchphrase, Barry farted on Bus 5

    By Thelonious_Shalhoub,
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  24. Fool me once, shame on you; Fool me twice, shame on me; Fool me thrice, getting fooled is my kink

    By Mavis Stapler,
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  25. Get yer stinkin' paws off my Lincoln Logs

    By Mavis Stapler,
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