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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Dear Mr. Auckerman: we regret to inform you that yo mamma wears army boots.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Dear Mr. Auckerman: we regret to inform you that your Application for CBB Host position has been declined. Please turn in your sweater vests and leave

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Dear Mr. Auckerman: we regret to inform you that your application for Shucker at the Aw Shucks! Corn Shucking Co-Op has been laughed at and discarded.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Dear Mr. Aukerman: we regret to inform you that your application for Canner at Colfax’s Creamed Corn Cannery and Cat Carnival has been rejected.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Dear Mr. Aukerman: we regret to inform you that your application for Corn Canner at Colfax’s Creamed Corn Cannery and Cat Carnival has been rejected.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Dear Mr. Aukerman: We regret to inform you that your application for corn-picker at McLiverneck Farms, Inc. has been rejected. Sincerely, Yo Mamma.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Dear Mr. Richie, Is she still a Lady after the fourth time?

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  8. Dear Mr. Shot Blockerman: we regret to inform you that your video tryout for the Pistol Shrimps has been ridiculed, and that you are NOT hired.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Dear MTV, I wish to complain about one of your products. I recently tried a tub of your popcorn. It was very hard to eat and seemed overall worthless

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. Dear penthouse forum, When decorating a top floor apartment is it considered tacky to have two bay windows? follow up, how horny does that make you?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. dear Professor Sex, this class both sucks and blows

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Dear R. Kelly, it turns out the ignition didn't need a remix as badly as it needed a solenoid.

    By JackCarpenter,
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  13. Dear Santa, My name's Timmy and I am 4 years old. I've been really good this year, and all I want for Christmas is....

    By nubguy,
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  14. Dear Scott Aukerman, please save me from this horrible orphanage! I'm your biggest fan and this is the only way I know how to reach you!

    By Waitasecondwhat,
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  15. DEAR SCOTTYBOY IS THIS HOW YOU DO THE EMAILS YOU NEVER CALL LOVE GRAM-GRAM

    By Andrea Streeter,
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  16. Dear sweet fat baby Uncle Jessie, please bless this cornbread and help us enjoy it like the malodorous, salivating heathens that we are. Amen-nong,

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Dear teacher - Nelson Mandela's gay, signed: the Class of '86. PS - Clarkson stole your teaching manual!!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Dear Tony Hawk: tricks are for kids

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. Dear word “Crispy”, “Crisp” means the exact same thing, yet is an entire syllable shorter. Tell your CIA Big Consonant agenda that “Y” ain’t no vowel and it never will be!

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  20. Dear world, enough with the bad news

    By Turtleshark,
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  21. Dear Yelp, Sure they fixed my sink, but then these plumbers punched all my bricks and killed all my turtles. Two stars- Which, coincidentally, made them start running around like goddamn maniacs.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. Dear, Hollywood - please make Kermit the Frog pregnant.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. Dear, Hollywood - what about a movie where Darth Vader and Spider-Man fight Godzilla and a bunch of ninjas with Dom from Fast and Furious? And The Rock is there too.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. Dear, Hollywood. Please make another “How to Lose A Guy In 10 Days”

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. Dear, Mr. President: Does ice cream come out as pee or poop? Asking for a friend.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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