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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Christmas Eve? What's next... Christmas ADAM?! AMIRITE?!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. You can’t indoor dine here, but you can dine indoors here, so I hope that is some consolation.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 181 views

  3. Call me fat, I'll kill your cat. Say I'm sweet and I'll lick your feet.

    By Wealum,
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    • 372 views

  4. I’ve got two ticks and I’m paralyzed.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  5. I don’t always have sex, but when I do, I prefer that kinky shit.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Masturbation exacerbated my infatuation with Perry Mason.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Now you see me, now you don't, if you want me to tell you where I got this camouflage hat, I won't

    By Roy Division,
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  8. He's Tony Danza, a Danza for money since none of his movies are free.

    By Eggpartydotbiz,
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  9. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, jack jumped into the dildo pit.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  10. One in the hand is worth two in the bush. Three in the pink is worth four in the tush.

    By Mr. Hot Dog,
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  11. Come to think of it, see to think of it later with my hands.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  12. When god closes a door he opens a window, but you can’t afford windows.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  13. As god as my grammatical witness I only needed one “as” in this sentence.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. Curly to bed, Curly to rise. Makes a Moe slappy, eye tappy and a wiseguy ehh?!

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  15. In my meeting with the cereal execs I was like “At the end of the day, this is about a nutritious breakfast!” “At the end of the day, this is about starting your day in the morning!” They didn’t even get it.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. I'm a demon on the streets and a demon between the sheets. In short, I'm a demon.

    By Señor Slapnuts,
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  17. From rags to bitches one mans story of going from being homeless and living in a box to having hos on every block

    By Friend of P,
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  18. My buddy Stu and I had beef when I mistook him for beef stew. I'll always miss you, Stu.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. What, me Wario?

    By Alf on line 2,
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  20. One on the hand is worth two in the Bush you see. Make of it what you want, but I totally agree.

    By Space jamming,
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  21. If you want to dance you put a chicken in your pants.

    By Space jamming,
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  22. If killing is an art...then so is pottery.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  23. All I want for Christoph is Waltz

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  24. Chew off the red nose, maim deer.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  25. Hey dildo dildo a cat and a dildo

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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