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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. O master wise, with plaster thighs, catastrophize my faster eyes

    By AlexDale,   
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  2. Today's on all, more and that of all!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  3. Trout are stout; narwhal tall - a sea snakes length is irrelevant ... but the biggest guy of all? Gotta be Andy, that guys like huge.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. This catchphrase is brought to you by Thecrench, he has asked us not to read a catchphrase.

    By thecrench,   
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  5. Ideas are Natures' sex crime

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Man is corn free, and everywhere he is in grains.

    By ScottRaphael,
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  7. But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and the kid is not my son.

    By darkesword,
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  8. How much pod would a podcast cast if a podcast could cast pods?

    By HipsterNonsense,
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  9. What if the new Star Wars is just Chewbacca trying to order an Italian Dressing sandwich for 3 hours? Italians weren't invented yet, you fuckin idiot!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 550 views

  10. When your loved ones die, what will happen to their Netflix account? Call 1-800-MYNETFLIXNOW for help.

    By Traven Falos,
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    • 565 views

  11. Smells like a bad loo-tenant made your house their port of call.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 625 views

  12. "My name is Scottie. I am a hottie. I like you a lottie. Will you be my shawtie? Happy Valentine's Day, Engineer Cody Cody"

    By suzback,
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  13. Just remember, when making deep-fried German sausages: it's gonna get wurst before it gets batter

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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  14. 30 days hath September, April, June, and November all the rest have 31 except for February which can go fuck itself as far as I'm concerned.

    By JeezLouiseSamuelson,   
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  15. And now, a very special Reader's Theatre performance of John Steinbeck's East of Eden.

    By LilyWilliams,
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  16. Have I told you lately that I love telling people how much I hate you through song?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. When declaring that a vampire has gone batty, it's important for one to specify whether it has turned into a bat, or merely...

    By KingOfCastle,
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  18. Welcome to the final episode of Comedy Bang Bang!

    By Introcourse,
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  19. Is this too many dollars, Grandma?

    By JuliaWDHarrison,   
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  20. Stop dressing me with your eyes!

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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  21. The quality of Matthew Perry is not strained:

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Does anyone have a VCR I can borrow?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  23. It's not the size of the male genitals, it's the motion of them inside the female genitals. This of course is a metaphor for the importance of good...

    By KingOfCastle,
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  24. Comedy Bang Bang reminding you: help control the pube population, have your pet shave your cooter.

    By crashdavis81,
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  25. gah

    By KrangkaDelic,
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