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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm like Enriched Wheat Flour: I'm rich, I'm white, and if you were really desperate, you could eat me

    By Jov,
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  2. The ladies call me "Ribeye"... CAUSE U KNOW I BE BONE-IN!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. The problem of homelessness is exploding even though the homeless, themselves, for the most part, are not actually exploding.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. Oooh baby, baby, it's a wide world/ hard to get by on a pedophile

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. Do it or there will be Hades hairpiece! AKA Hell toupee!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. Thick spit & hot shits, tight shirts show off my nips.

    By Clit Huxtable,
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  7. I piled up all of my dildos in the fireplace so Santa can go fuck himself this Christmas.

    By Clit Huxtable,
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  8. Fun my ass! I spent the week cleaning up banana peels and trying to get the smell of monkey shit out of the barrel.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  9. First you tell me grandma is in the hospital and then you whine that you can't decide on your favorite Seinfeld character?! Pick Elaine!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  10. Run Run Rudolph. Santa's got a gun tonight. #Burlivesmatters

    By JimJamJimJohn,
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  11. Tea and crumpets, pump it little strumpet; find Jenny in the corn then I Forrest Gump it

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. Davy Crockett's Sriracha Crotch Rockets: spicing all them niceholes since 1797

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. That’s a Post and Lintel, Brick and Mortar shop selling Roasted Lentil (in a Mortar and Pestle) slop.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  14. Send a dang Mongol bum to go and bang a bongo drum, a little bit too hard like the taste of wilted rhubarb. I rustle my feathers in this brussel sprout weather. I guess it comes down to just muscle and leather.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  15. Bing! Bang! Boom! I got no more room. I’ve filled up on junk, the gunk sunk I assume.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  16. Wassa stigmata with me?! WASSA STIGMATA WITH YOU?!!! My fuggin wrists are bleeding more than my goomah's prujoot!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. Ah, young Wesley Crusher! Your name is most fitting at the Starfleet Academy, where you are absolutely Crushin' it!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. Because you can't really walk in on a guy named Big Daddy making love... They pretty much just fuck your mom.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  19. Did you know the game “duck duck goose” was originally called “ice ice baby”, but was changed when the song came out.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. If you’ve got Adamantium claws then don’t wipe your ass angry

    By Friend of P,
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  21. I’ll take you for a ride on my big green tractor and by big green tractor I mean big green penis. Hulk smash.

    By Friend of P,
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  22. It was the worst of times it was the worst of times it was the age of foolishness it was the age of fools so long 2020

    By Friend of P,
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  23. I’ll have the Dr. Seuss roll which contains one fish two fish red fish blue fish of course

    By Friend of P,
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  24. Eyw! Oh No! I accidentally butt dialed you on Zoom and now there's poop all over the screen!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. Look, we all need to do the work to make our holiday celebrations more inclusive and accommodating. So stop fighting me on this. Just roll on your back and let me fart in your mouth.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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