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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Madam, it is not easy for me to wear a mask, as my breath smells like the crust under a chicken coop.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. Who naps in my nappy? It is but the humble Turd.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. Sure, and if you shave your dog’s ass and train her to walk backwards people will probably ask her for Danny Devito’s autograph.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. I heard that, if you want to move to the Virgin Islands, you have to let them certify it by checking your hymen, or penis hymen, as the case may be.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. Turn on some classy Philip Glass, then we'll eat each other's gassy ass.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. It pains me to say ‘twas so stankily made, the remains of that steak that you ate on the plane.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Did you hear the one about the cyclops with two brown eyes? …One was his anus.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. I have three eyes: two blue and one brown.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. Do you get notified if your catchphrase is picked?

    By CutesPatootsWith2BrownBoots,
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  10. Yo, make me smile with praise & voodoo; trust me, bro, I'll bust & do a doo doo!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 191 views

  11. I just saw the movie Barton Fink!

    By LesterPipps,
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  12. 1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a Thumb War. 5, 6, 7, 8 to the victims of the senseless Thumb War this monument I commemorate.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. In Cheers they drank beers and sometimes shed tears. But in Frasier they never played Erasure and only sometimes shot Lasiers.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. The Loch Ness Monster is one thing, but Social Distortion’s Mike NESS is a REAL MONSTER on the Gibson, amirite?!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. Lucasfilm was paid $ millions to name their Wookiee character a contraction of "Chew tobacca"; subliminal advertising to kids.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. I am not the one on trial here! You're probably thinking of HBO's free 30 day trial subscription. 

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. The TV series Unsolved Mysteries has a less successful sister show Solved Mysteries: Just Regular Stories.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. I'm in a weird place lately. And when I say "place" I mean state of mind. And when I say "weird" I mean homicidal pedophilia.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. Join your Zoom holiday party? I'd rather gouge out my prostate with a grapefruit spoon. Still, that's not a flat "no".

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. Give me my flautas while I’m here and a taco with my beer.

    By The Real Fartcop,
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  21. Pickle pipple nickle nipple.

    By rimbod, like rimjob body,
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  22. I dread Fred because I want Daphne to have me

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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  23. When you’re out of cattle to sacrifice a new born child should suffice

    By Friend of P,
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  24. If all the raindrops Were lemon drops and gumdrops we would have quite the ant problem

    By Friend of P,
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  25. Two in the pink eye one in the stink eye those were the instructions from my doctor

    By Friend of P,
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