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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I don't know, Steve! You tell me! I've got my ear to the ground right now so I can't hear shit!

    By Bever Hopox,
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  2. You're urinating urine in the room your in. On a Honduran whose on tour in southern Turin. How rude!

    By TalalKarkouti,
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  3. Why can't I walk down a street free of new catchphrase suggestions? Is my body my only trait in the eyes of Scott Aukerman?

    By allenpwilliams,
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  4. That's a wrap! But I ordered a sub. You're fired Stuart!

    By StopAwwCmon,
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  5. Of man's first disobedience, and the fruit of that forbidden tree, whose mortal taste brought death into the world, and all our woe, with loss of Eden

    By Schnickpot,
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  6. Forgive me, Lord. For I am covered in soup.

    By AMPhibian,
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  7. No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than farting on someone's pillow.

    By betherooni,
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  8. The following program will be simulcast in audio sign language since we are advised that Coco is listening. Not Koko the gorilla but Coco Chanel. We h

    By Lamprey,
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  9. No Vertigo! No head spinneys today Bono!

    By guicemann,
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  10. I don't want the world, I just want your laughs.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  11. Look, ma, no Hans, no Christian, and definitely no Anderson!

    By Lamprey,
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  12. We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun. The next thing you know, we're vampires.

    By Lamprey,
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  13. If you're looking for an easier way to say chrysanthemum, mums the word.

    By rod aug,
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  14. Hubba hubba, va-va-voom, be still my beating heart. And if you won't, there's a dozen more where you came from, so don't push your luck.

    By Lamprey,
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  15. Act your age, not your ballsack.

    By betherooni,
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  16. Hello, and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. My name is Scott Aukerman and boy, are my arms tired!

    By betherooni,
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  17. Tuesdays' Child is full of shit

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. On Today's MythBusters, Evolution.

    By kindlerslist,
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  19. Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night. Bla

    By So Upsettting,
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  20. Schwaz passes to Watts, Watts gives it to Saucerman, Dr. J with the fumble and its time to rumble

    By thecrench,
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  21. There's no use in cutting your head off, it will only grow back thicker. Take it from me, I did this. A memoir by Jon Favreau.

    By KingOfCastle,
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  22. It’s like my grandfather said to me with his last dying breath: “I’m more than great coats, young man…...”.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  23. Are our souls so made from kale we've forgotten what that means?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. The Catchphrasers' Guild is on strike until the terms of our pensions are negotiated. Spingo spango!

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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  25. If you thought the new Ant-Man teaser was tiny, you should see my dick.

    By googergieger,
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