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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm Coo Coo for Cococain.

    By dollopuss,
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    • 289 views

  2. Loose lips talk shit.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 171 views

  3. As much as I appreciate expressions like “shoot a hot load” or “spray hot piss,” I think it’s time we acknowledge their redundancy. I mean, unless you’re undead, the shit coming out of your body is typically hot, no?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 176 views

  4. I think I yeeted when you smurfed me in the jawn.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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    • 242 views

  5. Call me a stickler but that tastes of French Tickler.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 220 views

  6. Try on that diaper to prove there's no viper!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 188 views

  7. Your father farted so hard it deployed the National Guard.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 207 views

  8. Be a white knight and slurp out my intestinal parasite?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 208 views

  9. Snuggle me hard and slather me in lard!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 205 views

  10. Sure, you've heard of podcasts, but have you ever tried codpasts? It's an old fish. It stinks.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 223 views

  11. Sure, Mario Kart is fun, but I'm proposing something new. Mario Fart.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 251 views

  12. Some say crochet, others say crotch-it. You made a new scarf, but I made a new pocket.

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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    • 275 views

  13. What is this, family court? Because it’s time we separate the men from the boys

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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    • 270 views

  14. Tis the season to think of a reason to get through the days in less painful ways.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 256 views

  15. ITS THE CLASH OF THE TARTANS!

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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    • 244 views

  16. Three retiree’s with padded knees referee on the field of dreams.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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    • 246 views

  17. If you tinkle when you sprinkle, please be a sweetie and wipe the ziti!

    By Queef Richards,
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    • 175 views

  18. it's a bird! it's a plane! Nope, sorry I hallucinated it's still the moon.

    By LesterPipps,
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    • 258 views

  19. I think I made a wrong turn because this isn't my driveway

    By LesterPipps,
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    • 242 views

  20. Forget Chewie, I’m looking for Swallowbacca.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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    • 254 views

  21. Shove it where the sun don't shine. Norway from November to January.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 202 views

  22. You don't have to be mad to work here. It's a well paid job. Be thankful you fuck.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 198 views

  23. At the end of the day, a candle is just a crayon you cremate.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 235 views

  24. Hopscotch, cheap scotch, can't get rid of this itchy crotch.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 237 views

  25. An entire fleet of Fleet enemas couldn't dislodge the log-jam i've got in my jog-clam.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 233 views
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