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1. That darn dog Crouton got poop on my groupon for a lifetime supply of Grey Poupon. What a rascal!

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2. You know what they say, big shoes means...

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3. You know, my wife kulap says she loves me, but I think she just loves MY GIANT COCK! OH YEAH *High fives guests at table*

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4. Sweet as she may be, the Giving Tree must have suffered from some deep psychological trauma.

   By jaymanthegreat, January 12, 2015
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5. Feeling feint? Feeling queer? Relax buddy, I just poemed in your ear.

   By KrangkaDelic, January 12, 2015
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6. Today's episode secretly brought to you by the Ulterior Motive Warehouse.

   By Lamprey, January 12, 2015
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7. Plastic Bottles. Aluminum Cans. Latex Prophylactics. Separate your recyclables, people!

   By jaymanthegreat, January 12, 2015
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8. Sorry to highroad you guys but I can’t join your swim team because I don’t see race.

   By tonybelmario, January 12, 2015
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9. Why hasn't anyone ever asked the good boys what they would do if the cops came for them?

   By jaymanthegreat, January 12, 2015
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10. Shit the bed? Flip the mattress! Helpful Hints from Heloise.

    By Lamprey, January 12, 2015
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11. Pyramids pyramids where have all the aliens gone?

    By FlannelPickle, January 12, 2015
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12. No cash? Bad credit? High Cholesterol? Low...

    By LMNOPeehole, January 12, 2015
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13. "When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'fore H

    By So Upsettting, January 16, 2015
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14. Water, water everywhere but I'm not thirsty at all. Gimme pancakes.

    By jaymanthegreat, January 12, 2015
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15. We are really butt-humping now, am i right ladies?

    By KrangkaDelic, January 13, 2015
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16. ...

    By allenpwilliams, January 13, 2015
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17. Sodomy? She barely knew me!

    By Thug McNastypants, March 13, 2015
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18. Faye Wray was fake and King Kong lives in an old folks home next to an all-banana Golden Corral.

    By Kevinpalooza, January 15, 2015
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19. Please listen to my new song. It's called Tubthumping, and it's about how much I hate bathtubs.

    By mwn, January 13, 2015
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20. Is this real life? Is it just fantasy? If you are caught in a landslight then you'd better call 4-1-1 or a similar injury prevention service

    By TRb, January 17, 2015
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21. remember what The Tri-State Baldy said: 'all the bad stuff was real and all the good stuff was just in your head'

    By KrangkaDelic, January 13, 2015
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22. If you think the Tardis is bigger on the inside, you should see my dick.

    By googergieger, January 14, 2015
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23. There's no point in helping people. It'll all be ruined by cynics anyway.

    By jaymanthegreat, January 13, 2015
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24. Lovers, lickers, ticklers, welcome! I'm S'cock Cockerman and THIS is Comedy Fuck! Fuck!

    By SingleCatchphraseSubmission, January 13, 2015
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25. It's all Dawson's Creek to me!

    By ghosthustler, January 13, 2015
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