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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Our first guest will be our last guest. The circle will close. The doors will open. And all the townspeople will dance. They will leave their frie

    By SamsonCarruth,
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  2. Eat it. Eat the whole thing. Take your time but don't lose focus.

    By SamsonCarruth,
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  3. I was on hold with Comcast and they made me host this show while I wait.

    By SamsonCarruth,
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  4. He gave me a run for his money and a brisk walk for his tootsie roll.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  5. I'd never eat at Denny's if the sex wasn't so good.

    By JoshuaGaul,
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  6. This brisket isn't going to make love to itself, Jeffrey. Get your priorities straight.

    By JoshuaGaul,
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  7. It doesnt matter how you slice it

    By StanSitwell,
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  8. I like Moore

    By StanSitwell,
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  9. Yes, I drank toilet water and I gotta tell you - not as good as you'd think.

    By JoshuaGaul,
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  10. You can do anything with Love. Not love the feeling, but R.J. Love who lives down the street. That guy's a miracle worker.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  11. I'll be laughing all the way to the spank bank.

    By JacobCohn,
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  12. It's not that we don't like you. We just don't want y'all livin' here.

    By JoshuaGaul,
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  13. You're the disease and I'm the cure.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  14. Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin', tossed salad and scrambled eggs!

    By smitty,
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  15. My name is Ozymandias...

    By smitty,
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  16. Scott Baukerman here to remind you to get your pets spayed, neutered or slaughtered. Fuck you pets!

    By StopAwwCmon,
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  17. Forgive The Phish, my Lord; they know not how they sound.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. I bought those in the market, when I was but a boy, Those walnuts in your hand, brought me thirty years of joy,

    By AMPhibian,
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  19. I have those same pants.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  20. Two Scoops

    By willcampos,
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  21. You're the disease, and I'm Robert Smith.

    By PhoenixSunMarino-Ramer,
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  22. I have a tattoo on my chest of the entire cast of "Glee" eating brunch with me at a Swedish Coffeehouse.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  23. If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits, Bonobos.

    By PhoenixSunMarino-Ramer,
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  24. Here's a Celebutip: If you want to save time when referring to Jennifer Lopez, just say "Jen Lopez" instead.

    By KingOfCastle,
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  25. Getting scratched by a cat resulting in an infection and temperature of 104 is not as fun as the song suggests.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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