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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Whenever my Grandfather used to have a problem he would just fight fire with fire. He was also banned from volunteer firefighting for the same reason.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  2. Get outta my office, Rufus the talking crime dog. You are THE worst detective I have seen in my 34 years on the force. Hand in your badge and (cont'd)

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  3. Hive beard cough smatchphrase prismallocation megore, put piss breaks ye discuit

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Fool a man into eating a fish, you shame him for a day. Teach a man to fool his own fish, you shame both the fish and it's foolish fish family.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  5. I have that Mary Lou Retton disease, where I can recall where I was on any day in the past and also I'm good at Gymnastics.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  6. The number one thing on my bucket list is to buy a new bucket.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  7. Forget Funky Town! A-won't you take me to Funky Greater tri-state area!?

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  8. Now, I'm not saying John Cusack is a Reptilian but have you ever seen a John Cusack and a Reptilian at the same time and place?

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  9. You know, I may have a butt for a face but I still have a heart! Although it is located where my butt should be.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  10. I love you more than words can express. Mainly because I don't know how to read or write.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  11. They say actions speak louder than words. That's why I convey all important messages through the art of charades.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  12. Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner is where that boy mysteriously vanished 17 years ago.

    By AidanSteenblik,
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  13. Batman, Hugh Jackman, and a fat funnyman! This is the best superhero/australian actor/Kevin James-Themed party ever!

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  14. American Sniper, more like American Diaper! When does that guy poop?

    By kindlerslist,
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  15. Take off, hoser. Your hosing has outgrown its usefulness.

    By Goochunks,
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  16. Well we'll still need like, literal roads. I just mean we're time travelling. We'll still drive around when we get there.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  17. Sing me the song of the Loquat and the Larroquette

    By PhoenixSunMarino-Ramer,
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  18. Elegizing Ermines Enter Erratic Erotic Electrotonus

    By PhoenixSunMarino-Ramer,
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  19. Along an Abditive Abature an Abraxis Abbozzo Appears, I Absquatulated

    By PhoenixSunMarino-Ramer,
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  20. Eligible illegible, illegible eligible.

    By Joe Lerini,
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  21. My future's so bright I have to wear diabetic compression stockings.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  22. A Sun's career on the horizon stained by clouds of poison smoke, we grasp, he gasps, ...for fresh Comedy Bang Bang

    By Traven Falos,
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  23. I play for keeps. Sometimes for crêpes. Occasionally for canapés. But mostly for keeps.

    By rob_m,
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  24. That is some borscht head Constable Johnston. I swerve on my mama's gravy.

    By greazey_bob,
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  25. My favorite Double Dare physical challenge was the one where you had to make a 3 bean medley out of your sibling’s entrails.

    By Kevinpalooza,   
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