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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Those there? Well, those are monkey brains. They've been there since poor little George was introduced to Benjamin Button."

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 317 views

  2. "Three cheers for General Veers! His assault on Echo Base left the rebels in tears!"

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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    • 697 views

  3. "Titty Bar" is Australian for Teddy Bear.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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    • 240 views

  4. "To be, or not to be?" More like "Estar, or Ser?," amirite? Karen, please call me back

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong,
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  5. "Today's Special is the Fried Comedy Shrimp with the Bang Bang sauce."

    By CloakOfTheCloaca,
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  6. "Tomato squeezins for all seasons", my catsup catchphrase didn't catch praise.

    By Justa Punn,
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  7. "TROPIC BUM-DER", SHE SAID, HER HAIR LIFTING IN THE BREEZE THAT PLAYED UPON THE SHUTTERED STORE FRONTS OF THE PROMENADE, EYEING ME LIKE I KNEW WHAT...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. "Truth? You can't handle the Tooth!", "wait... err. Damn it. Head in the game Jack".

    By carlosfugazi,
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    • 769 views

  9. "Tune in tomorrow for Tigers vs. Yankees" said the Confederate zoo owner as he stood over the mutilated Union soldiers

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. "TURN DOWN THE VOLUME!!!" she screamed, as blood dripped from their ears. Indeed, it was sound advice!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 363 views

  11. "Turn your head and cough, okay perfect! The doctor will see you now."

    By SirDancelot,
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  12. "Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions – on a sesame seed bun." How's my new Tinder bio?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  13. "Uh oh, here's comes one of those big-boned skeletons." said no one ever.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. "Umbrellas, umbrellas umbrellas!" cried the street vendor, but his warning arrived too late for those of us who had already purchased umbrellas at reg

    By ElegantMeats,
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    • 352 views

  15. "United" comes from the latin, meaning "only one Ted". Mr. Nugent, Senator Cruz; You two dickweeds are going to have to fight it out to see who stays on this flight.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  16. "US vexed by Russia & the Nazis!" the headlines read, & all at once I knew my time machine had finally worked! And 1945 isn't gonna know what hit it.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. "Use the Force" she said, guiding his fleshy lightsaber into her ravenous Sarlacc Pit.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. "Walk dog" is at the top of my To-Do list, but "Dorothy's dog" is at the top of my Toto list

    By Tubastank,
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    • 550 views

  19. "Wango Dango... Use it in a sentence please."  / "Ahem. 'Get the fuck off my face, Tiffany, I'm drownin' here.'"

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 256 views

  20. "Warhorse was an asshole. I'm glad he got tangled in barbed wire."

    By Skeevins,
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  21. "Watch this ass trick, bitch” said the bitch-ass trick, as he tricked my bitch ass. Best to keep track of a tricky bitch like trashy ass Richie Rich.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 429 views

  22. "Watches are superfluous. I own 7." -Adam Scott

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 734 views

  23. "Water, water, every where, nor any drop to drink," said Bear Grylls never.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  24. "We go way back, like ass crack!"

    By Facelist,
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    • 379 views

  25. "We the fans want to know what Jason Heynong-Mantzoukas is up to"

    By TommySnyder,
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