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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. My name is Scott Aukerman and I did NOT kill all those prostitutes in the seventies.

    By scrotor,
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  2. Our fully licensed haberdashers are available for birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, and blood orgies.

    By MilesR,
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  3. When I close my eyes, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sig..........

    By Donald_Glove,
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  4. Follow your Heart, because you never know how many tours your favorite band will do.

    By Colt,
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  5. I have polio. Tonight is my last show-lio. Gonna drink some olive oleo. Hee hee, just kiddin' it's a joke.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  6. Because once is just about enough, young man.

    By FrancisRizzo3,
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  7. Ponce de León was slightly disturbed to find that the segregated Fountain of Youth was labeled WHITES ONLY.

    By Dhalgren,
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  8. Pen-pals will do for now, Baryshnikov - I don't want to get hurt like before

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than farting on someone's pillow.

    By betherooni,
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  10. I've heard of 2 birds with 1 stone, but 2 birds with 1 Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson!?

    By Treyzinets,
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  11. Leave It To Beaver was based on the UK show Let Fanny Handle It

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. To all the girls I've loved before, you might want to get tested. Soon.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Hey idiot, you like crap?

    By Razor Boy,
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  14. Who, Lebron?

    By allenpwilliams,
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  15. If I had a dollar for every time someone called me handsome, I'd have 80 cents

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. Copyright infringement is nothing to me, and neither are my kids

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  17. A toast to the coast who can boast the highest probability of sinking into the ocean due to a massive earthquake

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  18. http://images.buddytv.com/btv_2_11012_1_434_593_0_/b-d--wong-photos.jpg

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. new catchphrase

    By GusWoolsey,
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  20. "Badgers? We ain't got no badgers! We don't need no badgers! I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!" Sorry Mr Zookeeper I was just wondering

    By colin_moore,   
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  21. Best of the rest and a test of the turkey breast, Pete Best.

    By BLOOOR,
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  22. is Killer Croc's curly cock crammed inside Kramer a crime? Certainly not. Case for the defence? A rhyme

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Butts asunder, I fart thunder.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  24. I was the one watching Rockwell!

    By PaulVillanueva,
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  25. The third pickle is always the hardest.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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