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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Herbert Morales be like all up in yo' butt, huh?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Most of the time he goes unnoticed unless he's wearing his Al Hirt t-shirt.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  3. This episode brought to you by Shiver Me Tinders! Finally, a casual sex app for 18th century pirates.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 378 views

  4. They say the gravitational pull of a black hole is so strong nothing can escape. Be that as it may, it's been an honor serving with you, Cap'n Crunch.

    By Treyzinets,
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  5. Heavens to mittelschmerz! I'm ovulating!

    By JohnnyChaCha,
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  6. Golly gee, golly gorsh, you gotta try my grandma's borcht.

    By KevinKaber,
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  7. Call me Ishmael. On second thought, call me Bradley.

    By IrSasquatch,
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  8. Godammit Bruno Mars, that dragon only had 2 days to go until his retirement! How could you!! Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang...

    By keepitupstairs,
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  9. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a rusty knife full’a herpes does a pretty good job too.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  10. If you really loved me you'd live on a rat farm by yourself and roll around all day.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  11. This is gonna be like that Seinfeld ep. where the whole gang got cooties and signed a suicide pact that paid off in the 3rd season finale when..

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  12. More confusing than Skynets reasoning not to kill Sarah Connor in primary school...

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  13. Look at the man to your left, now look at the man to your right... yep, you're the meat in a man sandwich

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  14. Groin-droid sez: "Duff my kraken!"

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. I serve at the pleasure of the president of whoever makes funyuns

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  16. If it's too loud, it's not quiet enough. Word is bond.

    By Razor Boy,
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  17. Outpaced, unsure; bespectacled, demure: you stand before this very court today...your collar limp and your pallor grey. Is there anything left for us

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. I get all my Jeff Bridges at the Dude ranch.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  19. I just bought a bunch of paint stripper because naked paint is sexy.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  20. More juvenile characters than a teenage dystopian remake of Ocean's Thirteen...

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  21. No cuts, no butts, no coconuts

    By Seanathon69,
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  22. That's not a drone. That's a scone!

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  23. At this juncture I felt inclined to slap my friend, Sherlock Holmes, across the face, stating, "Your mother's elementary!"

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  24. Even the most fruitful endeavor is lacking in vegetables, grains, and proteins.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  25. Tomorrow's soup of the day will be meatloaf.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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