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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I dulled Occam's razor from too much cutting, and now it's just more of a bludgeoning tool.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  2. I don't want to alarm you, Jewish Jack Bauer, but security has been alerted of a mohel in the ranks of the Brit Milah.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  3. Por que? I don't even know 'ue!

    By NickSpannaus,
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  4. Cool science fact: a COMPLETELY broken clock is correct two times a day... whereas a SLIGHTLY broken clock can distort space/time itself.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  5. I was telling my friend about a dream I had. Then I realized I was telling my friend about a dream I had. I'd like to take this chance to apologize

    By NickSpannaus,
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  6. That was the day we realized it wasn't an act of terrorism; it wasn't an inside job; it was merely... Fawlty Towers.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  7. Nice to meet you Chicka Chicka Slim Shady. I'm Chicka Chicka Bow Wow.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  8. Two Springs forward, three Falls back. I still haven't paid off the interest on last year's Daylight Saving Time!

    By Lamprey,
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  9. I'm not crying. These are just tear-shaped jellyfish.

    By Lamprey,
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  10. I've been around the world with a five-piece band lookin' at the backside of me. Does anyone know who these people are and why they've...

    By Razor Boy,
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  11. I'm Nora the glaff ass hemp seed type of goy

    By greazey_bob,
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  12. This is the absolute worst catchphrase that we've ever had on the show, so brace yourself ladies and gentleman, here we go.

    By JesseHood,
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  13. "Are you there, C'thulhu? It's me, Morgoth." Hashtag Oprah's Book Club

    By NickSpannaus,
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  14. I cream, You cream, we all cream for grease lightning

    By Natek,
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  15. The hits just keep on comin', and I ain't talkin' Top 40!

    By KatieAnderson,
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  16. Well, I guess it's time to face the music. Third Eye Blind has started playing and I just can't enjoy them if I have my back to the stage.

    By CPiz,
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  17. She's a really saucey gal, that Italian grandmother of yours. You'd think she'd wear an apron when she's standing over that bubbling cauldron ...

    By CPiz,
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  18. There's way too much testosterone in this room. Let's walk down to the estrogen-containment unit instead.

    By CPiz,
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  19. Steve Carell was great in Foxcatcher, George Clooney was great in the Fantastic Mr. Fox, and Redd Foxx was great in ...

    By CPiz,
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  20. When he sat in my Cheerios, I Edward James almost turned to a life of piracy on the high cheese.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  21. Fuck, Marry, Kill: The Police, Your Fiancee, Hitler in 1938

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  22. I just binge-watched the first season of that new show about bulimia

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  23. Couples that wash together, dry together. But they shouldn't forget to fold together...because who likes wrinkly clothes?

    By Laundromatthew,
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  24. Oddly enough: Koala-tractors.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. She had a one-night stand with a one-man band, satisfying her one-thing gland.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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