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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm so progressive my hemorrhoids are her-morrhoids!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 198 views

  2. Finger me deep, put my ass to sleep. Reach around the corner then slap my boner.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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    • 308 views

  3. It takes two to tango and a team of hundreds to make Rango

    By Sup Fuckerman,
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    • 159 views

  4. Everybody Poops, but most people don't go for distance. You're special.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 139 views

  5. How do you measure the worth of a man? In dollars? In virtues? In inches of ham?

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 142 views

  6. Crying is not a sign of weakness, unless you're a guy

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 160 views

  7. They say if your fist is larger than your asshole, you have AIDS. Guess I'm ok.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 141 views

  8. Irrelevance at its finest!

    By Pound Foolish,
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    • 260 views

  9. Come on down to Clucky's Chicken Depot to find either a fun new pet or a burrito ingredient. Sometimes it really do be either/or.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 135 views

  10. 911: Lone Star might as well be called Chippendales Rescue Rangers

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 153 views

  11. Orange you really glad I didn't say Orenthal James?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  12. We have most of the Muppets attached but we have one holdout. We're gonna need to get some live chickens

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 143 views

  13. Pumping iron in the morning, ironing pumps in the evening

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 150 views

  14. Mr. Ed was a horse whose job was to eat peanut butter and become famous, what a life

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 154 views

  15. My guest is the 2021 champion arepa-maker! He’s probably the most prolific “arepist” in the country.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 160 views

  16. I started in the Male Room but I worked my way up to Chief Hermaphrodite Officer.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 154 views

  17. I opened Pandora's box, and it was just her dick in there

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 138 views

  18. Therapist said to approach life like a video game, so I crushed him and used his coins to buy a new life

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 135 views

  19. These lightbulbs are $20 a pop and, once you pop you can’t stop, so that works out to a lighting budget of… infinity.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 167 views

  20. Here at Snoop National Bank, we'll make sure you stay "laid back" while your money is on your mind.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 137 views

  21. You TOLD me if I wanna be your lover, I had to get with your friends! I don't understand what you're mad about

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 129 views

  22. No, you asked if I CAN do you a favor. I said yes, I CAN. However, I choose not to.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 155 views

  23. Oh yeah? Well, you know what ELSE isn't allowed near public schools? PRAYER. 

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 136 views

  24. Sometimes I get so horny I want to have sex.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 158 views

  25. I love to be satisfied, but I’m insatiable.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 153 views
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