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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. get it while you can, get it while it's hot, the human torch is burning down my house, make him stop

    By Skytalker,
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  2. In Soviet Russia, Ho Ho ho hos you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Ohh the weather outside is frightful but your contention that free will is an illusion because of the inevitability of death is so delightful.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 227 views

  4. Can I get a little more hey in my eggnong, man?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 241 views

  5. Welcome back Wyclef John. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. You don't have to be mad to work here but a general state of low level irritation would be beneficial.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. My other car has a sticker on it too.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. I scream, you scream, we all scream for mercy. Please someone alert the authorities - we've been in this basement for years!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 196 views

  9. Imagine if Santa wasn't laughing but was just looking for gardening implements! CRAZY IDEA HUH?

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 192 views

  10. Remember remember the filth of november

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Sir, please remove your carnie fingers from my hot dog water; I'm trying to sponge bathe my pits and crevices.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  12. Ninja butt turtle face, a teenager. HiyaCHOP!

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. Get thee behind me, Santa Claus.

    By teleflux,
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  14. Don't go chasing Whale Falls, Just stick to the oceanic carcasses that you're used to.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  15. M-I-C... See you real soon... K-E-Y.... Why? Because I drugged you...

    By Scam Elliot,
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  16. You take the fat you take the flab, you can touch but please don’t grab - THE FATS OF LIFE ...

    By adamgryphon,
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  17. The vote is precious. It is the most powerful non-violent tool we have in a democratic society, and we must use it. And if we all work together as a team, we can get me out of prison. I'm really tired of being butt fucked!

    By ThunderSac,
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  18. Make love, not warm pool water

    By Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses,
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  19. Y-E-A-S-and-T, found out why it hurts to pee

    By Mr and Mrs Daddy Kisses,
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  20. There is no "we" in esophagus, there is only "us", which means the same thing so what was my point?!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. The thing that just doesn't come across in zombie shows is the unrelenting stench of rotting meat.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. I would like to suck on one of your finest chili-smothered hot dogs, Mr Tastee Freeze.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  23. Don’t make any big decisions till you put your undies on.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  24. Just like Mussolini, in a bowl of tortellini. It doesn't taste good unless you add some green zucchini.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  25. I bought a large goat from a large goat forum. I would tote him home but I don't know where to store him. So I climbed the Great Highlands, where all the good goats play. I found a big ole fat one, and sang the livelong day.

    By LordBabyHat,
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