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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You can't stop a charging rhino with your flaky pastries so quit asking me why we need walls

    By DaveCawood,   
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  2. Cheektowaga aurochs Cheektowaga aurochs harass harass Cheektowaga aurochs

    By PrivateEar,
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  3. half of me wants to let the ravioli free, but i am wholly deaf to its' urgings now that my erection's returned

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Hey, how old are grampas, am I right?

    By gogmagog,
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  5. Milk, Milk, Lemonade...can I interest you children in an appetizer?

    By JackCarpenter,
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  6. Yo DJ, drop that beat... Now pick it up and make a delicious beet salad.

    By DanWhite_95339,
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  7. Not all Boys are Beastie, but Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge

    By AmmonMiller,
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  8. I bet my bottom dollar AND lost my blues in Chicago. But the corn dogs were deeeee-lish!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Listen up, candy ass.

    By MrMoxie,
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  10. Welcome to WTF with Marc Maron, this is your guest host Scott Aukerman, are we good?

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  11. I spent all day in the barbie queue but all I got was this lousy Ken doll

    By Smozi,
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  12. Kanye Westworld is full of brooding robots who think they're great.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Warning: Listening to this podcast will give you a boner the size of a Jamaican bobsled

    By Frenchfries,
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  14. foe pa always be misspeakin, po ma be always piss leakin, brobro be buggin sisssiss be huggin, everybody loves raymond.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. When Guinness World Record holder Michel Lotito...

    By Captain Comment,
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  16. When life gives you lemons, ask yr'self who this life fella is & why is he in yr bedroom at 3:30AM handing yr bewildered ass a basket of...what's this now?  Fucking lemons? Of all the things to offer at this hour! Face it, life, lemon presents suck shit

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. Bang Bang. Who's there? Comedy. Comedy who? Well it's Comedy Knock Knock of course.

    By daveseeman,
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  18. By the power of Earwolf, I have a podcast

    By Kumkani,
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  19. A podcast so good you'll pirate it twice!

    By WestonWisdom,
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  20. Scottish Saucerman

    By AC_ofSpades,   
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  21. Today...we use our inside voices. Tomorrow, we we raise hell and bake swordfishes for pop-pop.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  22. Don't sleep on Kartridge; he was jackin wikipedia entries when you were wiping tears of lost love from your gamecube controller.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. If farts were bacon tarts, we'd all be having breakfast!

    By TexCub,
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  24. The body is nothing more than a vessel for the soul. And a Conga Line is nothing more than a SOULLLL TRAINNNN!!

    By TheeRobBallinger,
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  25. As I lounge in my study and read the biography of Winston Churchill I adjust my monocle and listen to the melodies of Kris Kross' "Jump."

    By Bever Hopox,
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