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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I rolled a joint once.. it turned into a giant ball.. I made a snowbro

    By Friend of P,
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  2. Am I high? or all of these clocks in this clock store melting?

    By Friend of P,
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    • 263 views

  3. A bird in the hand is worth two dicks in a bush.. sounds like a medical problem

    By Friend of P,
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    • 262 views

  4. Butts? Yes, please!

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  5. One if by land, two if by sea, three if by a bespectacled owl eating candy

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. My name is Gustavo McDuff, and I am the bodybuilder that killed your giant sad puppet by asphyxiating it with powdered tobacco. That’s right—I’m Gus McDuff the Buff Snuffleupagus Snuff-Snuffer.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. It’s alimentary, my dear Watson. That’s why it’s called “The Mystery of the Hot Log”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 200 views

  8. Insult to injury? More like nah bro now your half hamster half asshole.

    By whelp_I_ruined_my_undies,
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  9. Rudy, Tooty, Fresh, and Featured in That New Sacha Baron Cohen Film

    By MerkinTheWizard,   
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  10. Whisper in my ear something cool, something dreamy, keep rubbing my pants and I'll give you something creamy

    By Low Carb Riot,
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  11. All that nast and some of that stank couldn’t get me to hanky-pank.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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    • 273 views

  12. And the Devil makes pee ... But next time try not to cry when we insert the catheter, Mr. Satan.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. I’m lamer than Urkel, but if you want a jerkel you’ll have to pay me for the workel.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  14. Pants come down, unds come off. Baby, turn your head and cough.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  15. Threw out my hand-grenades and joined the Navy, didn't find lemonade but plenty of man-gravy

    By Low Carb Riot,
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  16. Doc, I have a bloody stool.  I see.  Here, take my stool because nobody was just murdered on it in this bar establishment in which we are both enjoying our drinks together.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  17. No problemo, Houston. We'll make your space bong.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 300 views

  18. Rubber buns and liquor gently, this episode is family friendly

    By Becky with the good PENIS,
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  19. Double, double, Toil and trouble. I wish your mom were in my bubble

    By Alec P. Kniss,
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  20. They call me hanging basket, I'm hung and I'm bushy

    By Alec P. Kniss,
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    • 158 views

  21. I beats my meats for feets in cleats and that's why I'm not allowed to watch sports anymore

    By JusticeDaKraken,
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  22. Rock me gently, roll me a blunt, this is just a publicity stunt

    By JusticeDaKraken,
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  23. “Did I just overhear over-ear over here?”, said the eavesdropping barbershop Jersey gangster.

    By TonyBalony,
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    • 173 views

  24. If any of you aliens pink sock me again, nobody’s getting Reese’s Pieces.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  25. Micro-penis only passes one sperm at a time. Sounds like a tennis ball shooter. Feels like a kidney stone. Been on same orgasm for 33 years. Likely infertile. Mom wants grandkids. Plz kill me.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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