Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. There’s nothing worse than a soup that leaves you hungry, except maybe a hung jury, or worse a hung cell mate.

    By Friend of P,
    • 0 replies
    • 260 views

  2. Today on Comedy Bang Bang! Ethan Ethanson the whitest man in the world!

    By Friend of P,
    • 0 replies
    • 264 views

  3. I mixed up my honey I shrunk the kids device with my toilet and now I’m spelunking with my breakfast

    By Friend of P,
    • 0 replies
    • 244 views

  4. It doesn’t matter whether or not you’re positive moms dead you still need to call an ambulance dad!

    By Friend of P,
    • 0 replies
    • 249 views

  5. Make sure you wait 30 minutes after eating before you get a shower

    By Friend of P,
    • 0 replies
    • 258 views

  6. Catchphrase

    By Friend of P,
    • 0 replies
    • 288 views

  7. Catchphrase

    By Friend of P,
    • 0 replies
    • 280 views

  8. Catchphrase

    By Friend of P,
    • 0 replies
    • 273 views

  9. I didn’t really get Slaughterhouse-Five, but then again I never read the first four.

    By FedoraTheExplorer,
    • 0 replies
    • 235 views

  10. I don’t care if you’re doing it for Tik Tok, give me back my vacuum and put your pants back on.

    By FedoraTheExplorer,
    • 0 replies
    • 229 views

  11. I see your snot rocket and raise you an Alabama hot pocket.

    By FedoraTheExplorer,
    • 0 replies
    • 230 views

  12. Brimstone burn and cauldron splatter, I baked a small cake with my baby batter.

    By BUTTFART69,   
    • 0 replies
    • 228 views

  13. Elvira is a fangtastic ghoulfriend, I just witch she would trick or treat me better.

    By BUTTFART69,   
    • 0 replies
    • 225 views

  14. Double double toil and trouble, I blast from both ends when my tummy bubbles.

    By BUTTFART69,   
    • 0 replies
    • 237 views

  15. Little strokes fell great oaks, but leave my wife deeply unsatisfied.

    By BUTTFART69,   
    • 0 replies
    • 216 views

  16. Little strokes fell great oaks, and left me with a speech impediment.

    By BUTTFART69,   
    • 0 replies
    • 222 views

  17. Find a hot log, pick it up, then all day you’ll reek like yuck

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 197 views

  18. Hey diddle diddle, you can’t do that in the park

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 193 views

  19. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is a real creeper

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 196 views

  20. I will not eat Hot Logs and Ham, I do not like them Heynong Man

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 193 views

  21. (Insert mediocre midweek catchphrase here)

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
    • 0 replies
    • 317 views

  22. My megaphone broke, but you don't hear me complaining about it.

    By chillwooper,
    • 0 replies
    • 199 views

  23. I made nasty; I made yuck. It’s okay, though: I’m a duck.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
    • 0 replies
    • 238 views

  24. I'm 33. I have to poop. I'm in a tribute band called disc golfing for soup.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
    • 0 replies
    • 267 views

  25. Catchphrase

    By Cass Dillon,
    • 0 replies
    • 245 views
×