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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. They call me "Minute Rice" because I'm finished in 60 seconds and sometimes people put electronic devices in me

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. Tom Hanks spanks skanks in Spanx as pranks.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  3. We’ll make you laugh even if you don’t want to! Scott always says he prefers non-consensual.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. They got an award for people with heads so big it makes their body look like the size of a pea. They call it a Peabody Award.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. It’s different when we call each other that word! Because WE ARE Nongmen.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. After a long run, I retired from making pantyhose.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  7. Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my health care bills? Can you pay my student loan bills? Can you pay my Buffalo bills?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. Jupiter saves us everyday. We don’t thank planets or the sun as much as we should.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. Put up your feet and eat some pickles

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. Yea I’m very happy I really like bitter, dark chocolate it’s way better than ice cream

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. Nobody's talkin about Shit Legs Polio.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  12. I'm more than just a set of great tits, I've also got a second set of tits around the back that are just ok

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. Pink little nipples with brown, hairy rings / These are a few of my favorite things!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  14. This iPod is vintage

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. David's parents have three kids. Two are named Penny and Nickel. What's the third kid's name? Dime. David's dead.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. This is an All Gallagher Jokes, All The Time account now. Don't use this as a catchphrase

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. Wait, if King Solomon is chopping these watermelons in half, then that means Gallagher must be... Uh oh

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. I like my men the same way I like my coffee. Hot, strong, and up my asshole.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. Oh, you like milk? Name 3 titties.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. Personally, I never finish any of my business. That way, I can definitely come back as a ghost after I die.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. I'm breeding a dog that's half bulldog, half Shihtzu. I'll call it... a fuckin asshole

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. I guess my brain on drugs is a lot like a frying egg, they both happen around breakfast.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. Part of me knows I'd have fought harder for a better life if I'd been born with a smaller dick

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. My friend Joel put some soup in my bowl / and that was a wonderful thing / he treated me better than the man in the sweater / with the stanky-ass ding-a-ling

    By slowestjogger,
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  25. Your mom made me Baklava for dessert last night. "Oooo La Laklava", I exclaimed, in delight.

    By delaneymitch,
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