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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. McNugs & pugs, when I'm with you, I give no fuggs

    By AstroCrack,
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  2. catchphrase

    By kurtiburtalert,
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  3. Daddy's about to cook some bacon and try not to start a grease fire with his tears

    By ibsjellocats,
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  4. Romeo was an elephant from Wisconsin who killed 5 of his handlers, now he has a statue. 

    By ibsjellocats,
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  5. When Jackson makes a good rebuttal or you're addressing a letter to Ice Cube's son. Touché Jackson.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Nobody puts baby in the Muller Fruit Corner.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. No stop signs, speed limit. Highways to heaven and hell, innit? 

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. I bought a load of fridge magnet but they didn't attract any fridges so I sent them back.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Who what when where? We got fidget spinners so we don't care.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Gentle Ben vs Uncle Ben. The loser gets torn to shreds but will be microwave ready in 2 minutes.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. God never closes a door without opening a window, turning on the air-con, pointing a fan at your confetti collection and farting up your bedroom.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I just shit myself.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  13. Icy London, icy France. I see. Lay these underpants.

    By mineralien,
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  14. You know that thing that blossomed out my nipple hole? Not a fungus, but it is part cabbage. So that's good.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  15. A barrel filled with ranch dressing and shaved possum, thankyouverymuch.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  16. Can't fit Rafiki in a dashiki cuz the big blue butt get stuck

    By TheHairyDairyAreola,
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  17. Well I would walk 500 miles just to drop one hot log at your door

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. More like time for your mom to make the ho-nuts

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. On today’s show, we will consume the corn dogs of wisdom and dispense the hot logs of truth.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. You can lead a man to water. That mans name? Water killer Joe. The end

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. Politician, fuck thyself.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  22. Two balloons in a room gather no dust, but one balloon in a Zoom makes my thrush so much worse.

    By ManDan_the_FamilyVan,
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  23. Politics, schmolotics. Rumor has it that Bobby Flay is promoting all-inclusive vacays to widows who are "probably over it by now." Tell me more!

    By ManDan_the_FamilyVan,
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  24. If you do enough jumpin before yankin your ween, you just may end up with some freshly whipped cream!

    By ManDan_the_FamilyVan,
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  25. How many shits does it take to get to the center of a hot topic crop top shop?

    By ManDan_the_FamilyVan,
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