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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Oysters in the cloisters, prawns on the lawns - I'm allergic to this whole monastery.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Joyce's voice choices were foisted on oysters. Very shellfish of her.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. You canā€™t spell ā€œentercourseā€ without ā€œenter.ā€

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  4. Scotty told PFT ā€˜bout a thing he heard: two big bangs through the spoken word. CBB-bee, CBB-bee.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  5. Leave your shoes at the door and get your butts on the floor

    By SegaShines,
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  6. I like salads with croutons and great deals with coupons

    By SegaShines,
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  7. Whoā€™s down, Cool Cat?

    By EnglishMike,
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  8. The Very Best Part Of Waking Up Is Folgers In Your Cun - Wait, Sorry, Damn Auto Correct!

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  9. Ainā€™t no crime to get some amorous slime!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. Mr. Fantastic, his penis elastic. Eel O'Brien, can't fault him for tryin'.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  11. If you slack a bit I might smack a tit so add a jacket to the back of it and donā€™t practice it in my catchers mitt or call me in the morning.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  12. Thereā€™s a program of a single step, itā€™s got no air just pringle pep. If you wanna know how to make or beget, you gather the know-how to take a leaflet.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  13. Thatā€™s a Post and Lintel, Brick and Mortar shop selling Roasted Lentil (in a Mortar and Pestle) slop

    By LordBabyHat,
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  14. Like a newly discovered dinosaur skeleton, I'm difficult to date but soooo easy to fuck

    By TheCredibleHulk,
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  15. Why did the chicken cross the road? Wait, that's not a chicken, it's your puppy, and I think it's been hit by a car.

    By lazyjesus,
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  16. Old McNopants had a farm, E I E OH MY!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. If you canā€™t take the bananas, get out of Banana Republic.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. The early bird bird bird gets the word.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Iā€™ll wait for you with bated breath, because Iā€™ll be masturbating into my mouth until I see you.

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  20. There'll be no tonsil hockey under our roof. This family plays adenoid soccer.

    By honkyray,
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  21. Of course Kirstie Alley is a stage name. She chose it because you can comfortably park a mid-size sedan in her.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  22. Blink once for yes, twice for no, three times a lady

    By honkyray,
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  23. Honk once for yes, twice for no, three times to see me go to the bathroom

    By honkyray,
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  24. Sipping vinegar or piss and vinegarā€”either way, this wine has gone bad.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  25. Enjoy Gaymour Brand Chicken Dustiesā„¢ - the only chicken with the fungus flavor.

    By PresidentZaddy,
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