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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Were you misled by a man with a bad French accent about whether or not a dog bites? You may be entitled to compensation.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 260 views

  2. No matter how much people bring you down, you can always count on sphincter squeezing.

    By Zit Geyser,
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    • 225 views

  3. Babe in the woods, Babe 2: Pig in the City in the city

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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    • 328 views

  4. Methuselah the biblical patriarch? You had me at Methuse.

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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    • 348 views

  5. Thick spit & hot shits, tight shirts show off my nips.

    By Clit Huxtable,
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    • 288 views

  6. Take a pitcher, it'll last longer. But only if filled with delicious lemonade

    By an adorable bunny,
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    • 378 views

  7. A clerical error left me with an unlicensed baptism

    By an adorable bunny,
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    • 375 views

  8. I love my wife and my job and my house and my WHOLE LIFE and I can do anything if I put my pathetic little mind to it.

    By an adorable bunny,
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    • 355 views

  9. Haikus are easy, but sometimes they don't make sense.

    By an adorable bunny,
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    • 377 views

  10. Where were we when we watched whales whistling while wearing worn-down wears? In Bermuda of course!

    By an adorable bunny,
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    • 385 views

  11. Teamwork makes the dream work, but steamwork only makes everything soggy and hot

    By an adorable bunny,
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    • 335 views

  12. Every time we touch I get this feeling and every time we kiss I swear I can fly. Whatever cologne you're using, it's way too strong.

    By an adorable bunny,
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    • 334 views

  13. It takes two to tango but a lifetime to watch the pain go

    By an adorable bunny,
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    • 334 views

  14. Hang on, let me just pass this kidney stone

    By XFactor(Fiction),
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    • 200 views

  15. Hello, I’m Scott Aukerman, calling on behalf of a national podcasting firm. We’re talking with people all across the country today and would like to crack a few jokes with you on a confidential basis.

    By LittleSeanyBoy,
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    • 275 views

  16. Oh the weather outside is frightful. And the fire is also frightful. I’m in Hell.

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 290 views

  17. Lick, honk, toot jar, thank you first responders!

    By honkyray,
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    • 258 views

  18. “I don't mean to toot my own horn" said the proud and boastful sumo wrestler, "but whenever I get in and out of my car, I accidentally honk the horn with my stomach".

    By Big Richard,
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    • 175 views

  19. You can lead a horse to water, but there’s a lot of dumb fucking horses out there.

    By Big Richard,
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    • 166 views

  20. So I say to the guy: “Rectum? Damn-near had perfect joke structure!”

    By SomeFX,
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    • 277 views

  21. Three balls, two strikes...and that's the story of how my scrotum finally got a reasonable wage.

    By DoooDahMan,
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    • 172 views

  22. After the show, stay tuned for a preview of the new podcast about stray cats: ‘How did this get spayed?’

    By SomeFX,
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    • 300 views

  23. Don't cry over spilled milk, there's plenty more bat nipples where that came from.

    By DoooDahMan,
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    • 195 views

  24. My loving daddy shaves my back, but only my granny can wipe my crack.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 299 views

  25. You can’t spell “Grandmaster Flash” without “grandma”!

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 229 views
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