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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I say make cancer illegal. Let the police sort it out. Any questions? No? Ok moving on...

    By sodapopcat,
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  2. I'll never forgive the media for taking the Christ out of Opher Walken.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  3. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if woodchucks really existed?

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  4. Listen To Your Heart, Assuming Your Penis Is Less Noisy

    By dischargingfoul,   
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  5. And that, ladies and gentleman, is the electrifying conclusion of this week's episode. Tune in next week to find out that we've been cancelled.

    By souprman,
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  6. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? Not if the woods are in space.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  7. We can smashcut this out in post, right?

    By Bever Hopox,
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  8. One fateful night Ed Sullivan introduced the American public to something that would change their lives forever: Syphilis!

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. Do you know of one who has lately done a worthy action deserving praise and imitation or who has committed an error proper for us to be warned against

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  10. Someday a real rain will come... and I hope it's soon because boy are my ficas plants looking parched!

    By rightclicksaveas,
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  11. Someone stole my creativity last night. They left a note that said: "Suck eggs bro." Signed Neil before Zod.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  12. When my pole is opening during open polling I find it moistens my foliage.

    By souprman,
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  13. Math is no problem for me, for I am a man of average means...

    By Bever Hopox,
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  14. Wake up sweetie, we're at Grandma's!

    By judgment_horse,
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  15. The square root of this catchphrases' dick is having your mothers' guts for lunch.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. I'm your host Square Spacerman. Welcome to Audible Bono! Bos!

    By OnlyForCatchphrases,
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  17. Mommy! Teddy ate my popsicle! I demand Spartan justice!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  18. Come to think of it, all Mexican coke is better than American coke.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  19. Ya burnt and ya fired, stop perspiring you're rehired. Just stop whining to HR about my rhyming okay?

    By souprman,
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  20. Welcome to this night's episode of Scott Aukerman's Orphanage Arena. Where we love to play, and the winners get parents.

    By DevinKC,
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  21. There's an actual TV drama called "Secrets and Lies"? I bet its followed by that new sitcom, "Misunderstandings and Overreactions".

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  22. Jaded scrimshaw falls from Fathers' outstretched palm, the sea captains' beard glistens in the rain. Stooping down in the sea breeze you pick up the s

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. scrimshaw

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. You can't feed an old dog new Trix because Trix are for kids.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  25. Welcome to Thunderhome, a retirement community for Mad Max superfans.

    By Shampoodler,
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