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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Have unprotected sex with a T-Rex, you'll wake up with Dino-sores.

    By daluna,
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    • 238 views

  2. No gangbang for me, thanks. I'm here for Bang Bang

    By Idawhore,
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    • 172 views

  3. When Louie Anderson left Family Feud he was richardkarnated.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 223 views

  4. Finger on the pulse, eyes on the prize, scrotum on the CVS self-check out scanner.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 222 views

  5. This is the most important election of our lifetime, and may very well change the course of SHAVING CREAM, BE NICE AND CLEAN, SHAVE EVERY DAY AND YOU’LL ALWAYS LOOK KEEN

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Silence may be the better part of wisdom, but it’s the BEST part of farting

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 195 views

  7. I drain my main vain mainly on the plain.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 203 views

  8. One for Ricky, two for Mickey, and three for my little ol’ hairless dicky.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 189 views

  9. The show this is where interesting people talk to we do and Yoda we occasionally imitate until funny it stops being and plugs we cut to

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 195 views

  10. I bet if I were really in to Pokémon, my dream vacation would be two weeks in Machu Pikachu.

    By Olive_Duster,
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    • 237 views

  11. Squirt ‘em up high, squirt ‘em down low. Fill me with jelly and I’m ready to go.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 200 views

  12. It's cold and flu season and you know what that means. Giraffes are bulk buying throat lozenges again.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 233 views

  13. Stand in the place where you are. (Now face west) Put your hands where I can see 'em (you are under arrest)

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, three times a lady, shame on the Commodores.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 201 views

  15. If children are the future, why are mine here right now?

    By Olive_Duster,
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    • 229 views

  16. I flee, you flee, we all flee from Godzilly.

    By slowestjogger,
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  17. Till the grass, till the seed, Tilda Swinton, WAP indeed

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  18. Where there’s a will, there’s a way. Where there’s a Walmart, there’s often also a subway. And when you only have a tiny shred of will to live, there’s always a way your life can get even shittier.

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  19. Marscapone, Mark Maron, slap me with your lovers bone

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  20. Old Santa is clever, and he knows lots of tricks. He pretends stockings are pussies, and presents are dicks

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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    • 239 views

  21. Some like McDreamy, and others McSteamy, but old Doctor Scholes puts the cream on my weenie

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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    • 257 views

  22. Scotty McThotty, what a thicc booty hotty!

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  23. My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and I’m like go home I only made one.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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    • 216 views

  24. When moving heavy objects, I always lift with my neck and my back rather than my pussy and my crack

    By Egregious Philbin,
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  25. Grandma got run over by a reindeer, grandpa got beheaded by a ski. He sees you’ve all been making war on Christmas. Santa, who will your next victim be?

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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