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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’m going to be on the Love Island spin-off, Glove Island, where a bunch single people wearing gloves are put on an island and just kind of play it by ear after that.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  2. Can I still help with a jellyfish sting if it burns when I pee?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. Please rise

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. Tom Sizemore sighs more than Tom Hardy at Hardee's

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  5. Don't bother, doctor. By the time you get here, I'll have had my apple. You feckless fool

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  6. Give me liberty or give me head!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Blow a Ropey Load around the Old Oak Tree.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  8. I'm in the biz of spraying my jizz!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. Pictures of penis available upon request, all requests will be denied.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. Praying for the victims of the Impractical Jokers tonight.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. Come on party, do the dance, everybody poop your underpants!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. The overworked owl held a press conference to announce, "I'm taking my talons to South Beach!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. There's a good reason why you never heard of MC Nail.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. You hold a lot of tension in your butthole, make sure to unclench periodically.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. My sense-of-self just ejaculated on the shelf.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. If I can pick how I'm executed, I'd like to be sucked up by the Price Is Right showcase showdown wheel

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. Girl, are you Thanksgiving dinner? Because I'm highly enthusiastic about your rolls.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. Make me feel small and put your high heel on my ball!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. Thanks to childhood fairy tales, I really believed we could just rescue my grandma from inside that wolf.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. I've always said the greatest nation in the world is masturbnation

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. My dick stopped working. Guess it's collecting more from unemployment.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. It fell on deaf ears, when my doctor tried to tell me I was totally deaf now.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. This cabbage soup recipe is guaranteed to kill your fetus. It’s an “a-borscht-ion”, if you will.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. Some of those who ride horses are the same that punch Hosses

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  25. These are the times that calcify men's moles.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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