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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Welcome to the jungle, we've got plants and bugs.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. As the great filmmaker Francois Truffaut used to say "Snootchie Bootchies"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. I'm a big tea pot, tall and thin. I'm impractical for brewing tea.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 292 views

  4. Hearing aids? No thanks! It’s bad enough just having it!

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  5. It Puts The Mask Above Its Chin Or Else It Gets COVID Again

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  6. First Thomas Jefferson, then Netflix’s The Ranch; who’s good name will a Masterson ruin next?

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  7. When you hear a bell ring, a little angel gets his wings. Next, no matter what you do, they’re torn off again to begin anew

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  8. Put them on the glass means sitting down because I have boobs for an ass

    By CocaineBuffet,
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  9. Help me, this is the only website they will let me access because they are fans of the show. They kidnapped me and now I'm

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  10. Murder her, steal her identity, and scatter her remains across the Nevada desert? I hardly know her!

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  11. Take a short walk on a long pier, watch the sunset and reflect on how beautiful this existence is

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 355 views

  12. I scream, you scream, we all scream for a reboot of the Scream franchise.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  13. Is that a banana in your pocket, or is your erect penis just alarmingly off-center?

    By The Monsanto Company,
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  14. How do I tell my wife I named our son after her sister?

    By D.U.G. toots,
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  15. I go by many names, the wind , the sea, Doris.

    By D.U.G. toots,
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  16. Turn that clown upside down. Shake his pockets. Motherfucker owes me three hundred dollars.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. A wise man once said, ‘the greatest wealth is to live content with little.’ A wise guy once said, ‘gabagool.’

    By The Monsanto Company,
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  18. Four Weedings and a Funnel Cake.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Girls just wanna have funerals.

    By charles_chickens,
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  20. My new textbook has that old textbook smell

    By D.U.G. toots,
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  21. The trees are about to show us how lovely it is to let the dead things go. Now, let’s rake up those dead things into a pile and jump on ‘em for fun!

    By Olive_Duster,
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  22. Imagine a world where humans lay eggs...thanks for attending this imagination seminar.

    By maple stirrup,
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  23. The moon hit my eye like a big pizza pie and now I've got red sauce on my retina

    By A Plate of Grapes,
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  24. Hold me close or hold me gently, just please get your fingers out of my mouth.

    By Smooth Karl and the Round Bits,
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  25. Mittens on kittens and puppies in booties, please don’t come a knockin’ when I’m watching Cuties

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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