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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Never judge a book by it's cover, unless there's a bunch of old naked guys on it messin' around with pomegranites.

    By Freckzandrespecktz,
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  2. This is your one way ticket to the con-tent-tent-party in your pants, and by that I mean we monchin' on that funny-bone Son! 

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  3. Better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Unless you have lobotomies on tap?

    By Kenny Sackville-Loggins,
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  4. Turd heeled and fulla' spring sauce, we're comin' atcha super HOT!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  5. Hot log? Bad dog!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. I’ll have the hot log loaf and a mug of creamed corn to go.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. More like Captain’s HOT log.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. I beat the eggs, I beat my meat, then throw it all beneath my sheets.

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  9. I don't care what hot dog is up to anymore.

    By dollopuss,
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  10. If I’m elected, I will stack the Supreme Court - with supreme courtesans! Let’s get this party started, America!!!

    By Olive_Duster,
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  11. There’s multiple pubic hairs in this broccoli!

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  12. Keep the bidet, Mr Fancypants. I got a half-trained hermit crab who hasn’t eaten in days.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  13. My kink is kinkshaming, so tell me your deepest desire

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  14. Watts Zapp, Haute Dawg

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  15. Don’t call me tardy, or late to the party, Just bend me over and I’ll do a little farty

    By HaydenHaydenHaydenHaydenHayden,
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  16. One in the pink, nineteen in the stink, and after be sure to wash all hands and feet in the sink.

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  17. I put the “foreign” in “four inch dick,” but you don’t see me bragging about it, do you, Mom?

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  18. Real eyes realize thicc thighs

    By JustSomeGuy,
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  19. Make sure you look both ways before you go fuck yourself

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  20. Fat Albert in the streets, Flat Stanley in the sheets.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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  21. You know, "Eat shit and die" would probably be a compliment to a fly.

    By Nicewanger,
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  22. Remember remember, the month of November, when men let their beards grow to somehow fight cancer

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  23. If the ratio of eyes to dicks holds true across all species, cyclops must’ve only had half a dick which is probably why they died out.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  24. I try to say goodbye but I choke, try to walk away from that bunghole, though I try to hide it, it's clear: I said bunghole earlier

    By honkyray,
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  25. To tingle my dingle is an honest jingle.

    By Slick_Rikyu,
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