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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Rubber baby buggy bumpers, makes my dick go thumpy thumpers

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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    • 326 views

  2. Everyone told me that a flashlight is the best light... But I can't see shit with this thing

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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    • 333 views

  3. Ass, Grass Or Sea Glass. Nobody rides Jimmy Buffett for free.

    By thundarthelibrarian,
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    • 215 views

  4. TOOOO Sit in Solemn Silence on a Big Black Cock...

    By FartMaster420,
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    • 192 views

  5. Give me your meat boys and fill my holes, I want to get lost in your cock and balls

    By totallynotshaundiston,
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    • 239 views

  6. One beat to hedge and the furtive birdies scatter. On street by ledge, hear the myriad raindrops splatter. One meat, two veg’, and a sack to hold the latter.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 203 views

  7. Milk, milk, lemonade; that's the recipe for my new favourite mocktail.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 202 views

  8. What’s the thing we always do that’s fun for you and me? I-N-T
 E-R-C
 O-U-R-S-E!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 186 views

  9. I'll heckle your schmechel for a shekel

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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    • 324 views

  10. A bird in the hand is worth two in the stink

    By Skeletor Roosevelt,
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    • 203 views

  11. "It could be tomorrow, or ten thousand years," said the fading White Dwarf to a group of his peers.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 244 views

  12. Absence makes the log grow hotter

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 221 views

  13. Roses are red, hot log is brown; I see by your frown that you’re not down to clown

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 219 views

  14. If you give that frog enough grog, he’ll flog your hot log

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 196 views

  15. Don't forget to flambée your ham-bakes!

    By EatCookiesLoveYou,
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    • 288 views

  16. They call me “King Cool“ in the land where I pretend. They really call me nothing ‘cause I have no friends.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 222 views

  17. This is JUNGO’s hung bunch and the FUN BUNG-HOLE punch!

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 210 views

  18. Take my shoe and throw it in a basket. Don’t sniff glue or you’ll end up in a casket.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 201 views

  19. Haters gonna hate, gators gonna gait, Channing Tatum's gonna Channing Tate

    By Nicewanger,
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    • 149 views

  20. I think, therefore I spam.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 235 views

  21. The fremen of Arrakis say “if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my worms” because the were the original spice melange girls

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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    • 237 views

  22. Peepers Creepers, where’d you get those Jeepers?

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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    • 231 views

  23. In 2020 America, we’re all going viral!

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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    • 231 views

  24. Eat fat short stacks, cut er with some butter and I may nutter. I love pancakes.

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
    • 0 replies
    • 223 views

  25. Air Force Blue, Army Green, outside Scott’s window no camo kept me from being seen.

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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    • 218 views
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