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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Quick! Pretend you're sleeping!

    By bertjerred,
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    • 765 views

  2. Hello and welcome to another episode of Comey Bang Bang, the D is silent.

    By Ball Droid,
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    • 1469 views

  3. You can punch a moose all you want, but it won't make a cup of coffee

    By Master Cylinder,
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    • 469 views

  4. Love will fill the holes in our hearts and lust will fill the hole in our butts. My guest today is Dan Larroquette.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 519 views

  5. The podcast you can listen to on a plane but can't talk about in the TSA checkpoint: It's Comedy Bang Bang

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 558 views

  6. From the folks that brought you Dark Chocolate Mashed Potatoes, and the titular, Shpam

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 587 views

  7. And she were like a dusty merlot, in all of the most butterscotch ways

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 543 views

  8. Blame the doody-stench on Dame Judy Dench: she just went for it, brother!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 795 views

  9. Watchmen-watchers, that's who

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 563 views

  10. Hey! It's the guy who took all the eggs!

    By AndrewC,
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    • 427 views

  11. so 'hitting a bum note' isn't a memo prompting the instigation of continuing violence against a man of no fixed abode? and those are my legs?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 423 views

  12. I'm in a club with my friend Tiffany, we mainly just get together and eat breakfast at her place.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 481 views

  13. Hey, "The Avengers", maybe you should try being "The Preventers" next time. Way to drop the ball, superdicks.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 616 views

  14. Bernie Sanders? I hardly knows hers!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 596 views

  15. I hear the two most common activities where people kill themselves are as follows: when they're sailing on the ocean blue, or when they're camping. Su

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 503 views

  16. Now bees are in the palm of the Bee-Holder

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 461 views

  17. Olive Garden Frost Bite Is my stepdads' band when he's not touring with his Chinese Democracy Cover Song Project.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 562 views

  18. Pat I'd like to try to solve the puzzle: "Gargle On My Fartstick"?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 494 views

  19. my names poopy robert and im here to say that the next generation is funky. OK?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 493 views

  20. some of my best imaginary friends are yes-men

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 635 views

  21. Hold me closer, tiny bandit. Count the trashcans on the highway.

    By scudwolf,
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    • 629 views

  22. Tell that punk ass Santa Claus, I want a re-match!

    By HotSaucerman,
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    • 601 views

  23. The Power of Christ nong-pels you. The Power of Christ nong-pels you.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 475 views

  24. Deer penis! What? No, of course I'm not composing a letter to my penis! I'm a deer penis salesman. You know this is Chinatown, right?

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 536 views

  25. Never trust an Ian. No matter who he is, Ian's got something to hide.

    By Razor Boy,
    • 0 replies
    • 609 views
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