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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What's up Rod Ogg?

    By JesseDompier,
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  2. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. That's why I use L'Oréal.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  3. Okay, open your mouth and hold this under your tongue for three minutes, because I'm sure that's a skill set you've developed.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 557 views

  4. Most p*rn films are made in Southern California. So, if you ever move here, don't buy any used furniture.

    By PaulHogue,   
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    • 685 views

  5. Is that a carrot in your shorts or are you just happy to see me? Oh wait, that's just your penis.

    By AndrewUren,
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    • 705 views

  6. You can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you might find, you can get it on eBay.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 507 views

  7. If you listen closely, you can hear the ghostly meatballs whispering.

    By bonchmark,
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    • 552 views

  8. Rowdy with a chance of Roddy Piper's balls.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. gogo googoo glasses

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 507 views

  10. When you tighten your belt to stop yourself from pooping, that's called a turdiquet.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 470 views

  11. But officer there's no way I could have run over Ozzy Osbourne, I don't drive on the Sabbath!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 556 views

  12. Eat my sharts I'm Bort Simpson.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 550 views

  13. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I just wish they weren't lactose intolerant.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 526 views

  14. All the world's a stage and I'm still just an understudy.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 472 views

  15. I always bring Jello with me when I check in at hotels because I know there's ALWAYS room for Jello.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 465 views

  16. This week on Game Of Thrones Lord Pickleshark & Dubley Longwang discover the dark secret of Skanknoodle Canyon.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 411 views

  17. Maybe you've seen my TED Talk: "Robots, When Can We Start Banging Them?".

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 582 views

  18. Charisma and quick thinking will work in place of giant, inflatable werewolves at least half the time.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 600 views

  19. You don't have to watch Dynasty to work here, but it helps to have a crazy attitude!

    By KatherineIsOdd,
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  20. I'm a goddamn shark.

    By Razor Boy,
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  21. pour some more sandalwood, Montegue and take the chair; your ass-back must be aching so.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 456 views

  22. If it ain't anatomically correct, it ain't Christmas.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 580 views

  23. Who, Lebron?

    By allenpwilliams,
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    • 587 views

  24. A little to the left, a little to the right, front to back, front to back, now you ain't so tight

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 565 views

  25. I dug a hole beneath rock bottom, built a fallout shelter, and now my whole family will survive the apocalypse

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 704 views
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