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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Uh yeah, I'm on a first name last name basis with Michael B Jordan.

    By Shitz Pants, Atturdy at Law,
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  2. My secret to being good at sex is that I make a dolphin noise when I orgasm. I go E-e-E-e, she says she finished, then we both leave satisfied.

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  3. I smelled a fart from my part, who says scratch and sniff is dead?

    By Paranoid Bumdroid,
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  4. I had a dream I was in a meme with sour cream...AND TWINS!

    By Paranoid Bumdroid,
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  5. Thongs were made for flossing, salads made for tossing, and bare hotdogs for saucing.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. If you’re in the market for a house of bricks I’d go with Porkshire Hathaway.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Synergy is the opposite of a rootbeer float.

    By Fuckersstolemyhuffy,
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  8. Let it mellow if yellow, flush down if it's brown - either way, sock it to me Mr. President.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein,
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  9. There's a party in my pants and everyone is invited. Alright, even you pubic lice, but you gotta stay in my butt hair.

    By pukebreath,
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  10. Prophylactic? Afraid not. I'm strictly amateur, just in it for the love of the phylactic.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. A sniggering Barry Gibbs is triggering the libs. He messed with my fountain pens by jiggering the nibs.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Whether by hook or by crook, either way that amateur mountain climber sure did a shit ton of property damage in Target.

    By Freckzandrespecktz,
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  13. Pee porridge hot, pee porridge cold, pee porridge in 1 cup, 2 girls have made it so.

    By Auk Scotterman,
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  14. No wonder we don't see any flagships anymore, if they don't even sell them in the flagship store.

    By Goose Poop and the Blues Troop,
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  15. All I got this Halloween, was a bag full of Covid-19.

    By Goose Poop and the Blues Troop,
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  16. Vinegar tastes great on me fish 'n' chips, but only so-so on me piss 'n' shits.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein,
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  17. If you find yourself wanting to laugh at the following content, feel free. It is a comedy podcast and laughing is encouraged.

    By MrPrincessDoctorJr,
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  18. A Stepmom is better than no Mom, or so I’ve been told. My Dad was single.

    By SanHolo,
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  19. Stick your bones inside my stones and squirt until you hurt me

    By DingDongMan,
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  20. Four in the pink and two in the stink? We'll take it from here, guys!

    By ButterBallDink,
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  21. If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have Type 2 diabetes.

    By ButterBallDink,
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  22. Put your face-in the basin, your butthole in the toiletbowl, drop your nice pantz like Dennis Franz, spread your cheeks and let it leaks.

    By TartarAvenger,
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  23. i went to the emmys

    By Makingmywaydowntown,
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  24. I was in a tizzy when i learned what glizzy meant

    By Makingmywaydowntown,
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  25. What are water-coloring watercolor coloring crayons coloring if not water?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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