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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Screw off Mr. Greenberg! This is my Hanukkah present! So Just Shoot Me!

    By Chris_Markley,
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  2. Is that a raging erection in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    By choochoo_the_wonder_slut,
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  3. Yes, that is a baguette in my pocket, but I am also happy to see you. I don't see why one thing would preclude the other...

    By pbnews,
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  4. I, Scott Aukerman, fully admit to leaking the recent celebrity nude photos. If you don't give me a million dollars, I will release the Danny Devito...

    By Phrancis Phord Coppla,
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  5. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me a third time, and you have to guest star in an episode of Shameless.

    By Jon1326657842,
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  6. CBB Dairy

    By HunterUrtubees,   
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  7. Ruining people's lives, one milk carton of cum at a time

    By NicholasSchleder,
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  8. James, that's too much vitamin K!

    By synertia,
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  9. Bring on the dictatorship of COMMON SENSE

    By growlerpig,   
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  10. Long Haired Freaky People

    By Uncle Night Dragon,   
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  11. Punch the Air and Kick the Sea, it's Comedy Bang Bang

    By denzquix,
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  12. If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well It were well done... because you know I don't like it pink!

    By Kyudokka,
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  13. William's weak wenus worried Wembley. Werner won with wet wrists.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  14. A The Smiths T-Shirt with Will, Jada, Jaden and Willow

    By slinky,   
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  15. Forget it, Jake, it's owl costumes all the way down.

    By Lamprey,
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  16. Skip a meal, pal

    By Leafmeister,
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  17. Hey, don't piss on me and tell me it's raining! I don't like weather reports during my weird fetish sex!

    By zakkro,
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  18. I'll introduce myself in a second

    By brick face,
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  19. Is this too many dollars, Grandma?

    By JuliaWDHarrison,   
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  20. The cream rises to the top, but the jizz sinks straight to the bottom, where it lies unseen. Use that to your advantage.

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  21. Oddly enough: Koala-tractors.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Mmm...Tacos!!!

    By kindlerslist,
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  23. Containing half as many calories as Homer's The Iliad...

    By holdensquared,
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  24. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe I speak for everyone when I say "I believe I speak for everyone".

    By YayBeards,
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  25. I'm not lazy, I'm just economical of effort

    By Lost and Forgotten,   
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