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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. She got a dick like a full body ingrown hair.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  2. Gargle that shit in the back of your throat! Bitch, Mouthwash Awareness Week ain't no joke!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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    • 222 views

  3. Roll over Beethoven, Your pianist is showing!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  4. Two parts heart and one part shart.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  5. My kicks are sick but they look like dicks, walkin’ down the street, skeetin’ with my feet.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. Two if by land, one if by sea, when the British arrive, I poop and pee.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. My lady's coochie is a piano and I'm Liberace. She calls me Scott Baio cause she wants my big Chachi.

    By Wes Cravin' Attention,
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  8. Well, I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king.        Just call me Scott Bakula because I can't seem to stop Quantum Leaping.

    By Wes Cravin' Attention,
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  9. As sure as Vodka and Tomato Juice gets you a Bloody Mary, Scott Eastwood splooged out from his father's dirty harry.

    By Wes Cravin' Attention,
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  10. These panties be moist, though never by choice, my ball sack will just not stop sweating.

    By Nobodysanonymous,
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  11. Mom! Mom! The community college writing competition accepted my Smash Mouth All-Star fanfic!

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  12. I haven't been this excited since the 1977 Donnie And Marie Christmas Special!

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  13. The only time I settle / Is when you kiddies meddle.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. The classical studies conference was great, but the title of the “Nymphomania” paper session was a little misleading.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. How many Dachshunds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Asking for a friend.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. A Tail As Old As Time Is No Way To Describe A Lady From Behind

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  17. Come trick me if you can, a treat would be more sweet, spread your piggies for me Scott Aukerman, Creator and CEO of wikiFeet

    By Wes Cravin' Attention,
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  18. Lilo and Stitch were found in a ditch, eating their Christmas Pie.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. Better a Charlie Cough Man than a Charlie Horse Man.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. The ants in my pants, chant mainly on the plants.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Gentlemen, shart your Slim jims.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. A friend who bleeds is a friend indeed - old vampire proverb.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. A roll in the hand is worth a diarrhea in the bush

    By ET the Extra Testicle,
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  24. It's a meet to pleasure you, let's dance like freaks and clap them cheeks.

    By ET the Extra Testicle,
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  25. In days of old when knights were bold and toilets were not yet invented, they'd lay their loads beside the roads and walk away contented.

    By ET the Extra Testicle,
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