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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fine, I'll stop eating bees... but imma eat the hell out of those tasty-ass wasps!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Fine, if you need a second opinion...yes, a sex dungeon is worth building. It's cozy and justifies exotic ways of jerking off.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 270 views

  3. Fine! FINE! I had sex with a Muppet! Is that what you want to hear?!?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
    • 212 views

  4. Fine. The hugs are free, but, you gotta pay me SOMEthing for the judgements I'll make about you.

    By Kenny J,
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    • 611 views

  5. Finger bang my mom? Wait, that can't be right.

    By dollopuss,
    • 0 replies
    • 306 views

  6. Finger food? No, generally I just put it straight into my mouth.

    By Kinobick,
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  7. Finger lickin' good? We're sad to announce that Garth Brooks has taken that one step further and eaten his finger it was so good. HIS GUITAR FINGER!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 262 views

  8. Finger me and call me Jell-O. Aioli is really nothing more than mayo designed for assholes

    By Comedy Spank Bank,
    • 0 replies
    • 208 views

  9. Finger me deep, put my ass to sleep. Reach around the corner then slap my boner.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
    • 0 replies
    • 308 views

  10. Finger me once. Finger me twice. Finger my mother. That sounds nice.

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 302 views

  11. Finger me real good! Finger me in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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    • 236 views

  12. Finger me timbers. Not unless I ask, so, finger me timbers?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 430 views

  13. Finger on the pulse, eyes on the prize, scrotum on the CVS self-check out scanner.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 222 views

  14. Fingerguns and shitty puns, the Mother Teresa only I knew.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 389 views

  15. Fingernails are sometime longer than shrimp

    By JosephSchmo,
    • 0 replies
    • 433 views

  16. Fingerprints?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 616 views

  17. Fingers and toes, baby... fingers and toes. You know what I'm talkin' about.

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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    • 615 views

  18. Fingers do flap and toes do mistle: the Krusty Trombone's now a fun term for a slide whistle

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 514 views

  19. Fingers mc finger I am hungry for some fish flavored fingers. Ouch thats hot!

    By Facelist,
    • 0 replies
    • 161 views

  20. Fingers signing on the dotted line, show me that you love me and let's flip a house together. RE/MAX, turn around and sell my land

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 157 views

  21. Fingie finger, toe-y toe. Never suck when you can blow.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 207 views

  22. Finish me off and call me Ishmael!

    By TomHoll,
    • 0 replies
    • 769 views

  23. Fire bro-ton torpedoes

    By DanielDock,
    • 0 replies
    • 842 views

  24. Fire Hydrant Jim really lived up to his name when we screwed his head off and blood just sprayed for hours while the neighborhood children cooled off

    By Horse For A Brother,
    • 0 replies
    • 613 views

  25. Fire me apprentice grasshopper

    By Facelist,
    • 0 replies
    • 175 views
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