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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fool me once. Please. I can't go back to my home planet until I've been fooled! My babies need their pop pop!

    By scudwolf,
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  2. If a picture is worth a thousand words, this catchphrase is worth about .015 pictures

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  3. Hay is for horses, better for cows... but that doesn't mean I can't stick it up my butt!

    By colin_moore,   
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  4. Oooooh. Actually, would you mind putting your hands back on me you damn dirty ape? I didn't realize you were such a talented masseuse!

    By colin_moore,   
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  5. "Badgers? We ain't got no badgers! We don't need no badgers! I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!" Sorry Mr Zookeeper I was just wondering

    By colin_moore,   
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  6. Catch Phrase

    By JohnnyBastos,   
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  7. Thebes is for dweebs - Luxor's the fuck shore.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. curtail the cussin' and stop your fussin': watch me shoehorn this turnip then fuck my cousin

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. I kind of feel like Rumpelstiltskin just would have been a more involved parent.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  10. way to trot out a main course, stenzlinzky ...guess we'll all be howin down on some back alley kung pow scruples now that o flahertys got the big ch

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Puffin' on a phat blunt, what punk - you don't know the half?!?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. A bird in the bush is worth half a bird in the hand. That's just math.

    By Razor Boy,
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  13. That awkward moment when I realize I only speak in sentence fragments rather than complete sentences. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By PeteKresock,
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  14. The last time I sawed you was when you were in my magic act!

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  15. A sense of ennui on weed and off weed.

    By The_Earl_of_Sandwich,
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  16. uh, it's pronounced GIFS

    By Dr. Zoidberg.com,
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  17. And the award for biggest penis of all time goes to, SCOTT AUKERMAN!?

    By Dr. Zoidberg.com,
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  18. I only came here to do two things: host podcasts, and recite catchphrases, and it looks like I'm all out of catchphrases.

    By Dr. Zoidberg.com,
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  19. Blastoise? I hardly knew her

    By Dr. Zoidberg.com,
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  20. Hakuna Matata Na Na Na Hey Hey Hey Goodbye- I mean, Hello

    By MCB99,
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  21. Look, listen, and smell that bacon sizzlin'

    By Atypical,
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  22. When the red river's a'flowin, take a sip, and savor it! It's not every day someone pours three tons of Kool-Aid powder into the Mississippi!

    By Lee Tarvey Oswald,
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    • 795 views

  23. Keep your friend's toes and your enemy's toaster.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 613 views

  24. Pucker up, buttholecup.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. The early bird catches the worm; that's why I tell all my worms to sleep in.

    By Mobster84,
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