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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ever since I hired that sex worker, my life's gone down the pubes

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  2. Wish I could tell my coworkers about how I came on the pants I'm wearing without things getting weird, it's a REAL funny story

    By StopEatingBees,
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  3. I'm every woman, it's all in me. We all went to the bathroom together and it turned out to be a teleporter, now we're a unified physical amalgamate

    By StopEatingBees,
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  4. You wanna know what Sarah Palin's been up to? Alright, Al-ask-a

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  5. Luke, would you go lend your father a hand?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  6. Those "what do ya get when you cross" jokes are really Moreau-nic, doctor

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  7. Summertime and the Covid's wheezy

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  8. If I had Nickels for every time Mike Nichols directed the graduate I’d have at least ten cents.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. Catch Phrase Submission

    By Big Bad Grandma,
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  10. Oh, did Stephen Hawking have a wheelchair? I'm sorry, I don't SEE furniture.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. Boss Baby is completely unrealistic. You could just kick his ass

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. I'd like porn better if they didn't always cut out the scene where they fall in love

    By StopEatingBees,
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  13. I'm not one to kiss and tell, but let's just say I took that police dog from K-9 to K-69!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. “The silent treatment.” Ask your doctor about new options for total deafness, but you won’t hear his reply.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. He was a crooked Jellicle cop, so he was gonna get his cut. Because Jellicles are and Jellicles do, Jellicles do and Jellicles would.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. He’s a microdick loser that can’t get laid. I don’t care if he IS four years old!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. I ate crackers with edam, I listened to threedom, Saw frogs in a cage and tried to free them.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. I'm like a gremlin, I love being eaten out after midnight.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. A leopard never changes its spots but it does ACCESSORISE!!!

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. Don’t you dare sass me! I’m wearing sweatpants and my boner will show!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. The night is young… Is that why I smell poop?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Don’t call it a comeback—that’s gross!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. It's not the size of the wave, it's the size of your penis. Why would you even bring up the ocean when we're about to do it

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. I'm hung like a horse, so suck it dry and lead me to water

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. At 8:00 pm Tuesday night, the Hamburglar was put to death. A special sauce tear rolls down the cheek of Mayor McCheese. He was loved - truly loved- and always would be.

    By StopEatingBees,
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