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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When the chips are down, I'm down to clown, if only to pick those chips back up. I'm hungry for some chips!

    By scudwolf,
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  2. Ostensibly working out for heart and tone, his hidden drive would drive him far from home, and when Panopticas' impressive lid shut sleepily his spiri

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. My fault? We wouldn't even be here if hadn't rubbed the amulet.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  4. Gather round and listen close, for every so often you'll hear the sweet tones of the wind, whistlin' through my whistlin' bunghole.

    By Dr. Zoidberg.com,
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  5. Mark my words: that undercooked hot dog will have its revenge.

    By Kenny J,
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  6. My name is Scott Aukerman and if I'm ever charged with murder I definitely did it regardless of whatever I say.

    By justin,
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  7. Why buy the milk when you can buy a bunch of cows and get an even larger supply of milk?

    By Lee Tarvey Oswald,
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  8. Feel free to frown on freedom, but I might tape your mouth shut and lock you in a gimp box

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  9. A pimp with a crimp perm slaps a gimp with some limp sperm, welcome to Comedy Dang Dick

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  10. I used to use view-count to choose the best vid, now I choose bruise-count to abuse the next squid. I hate cephalopods.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  11. You pluck a rose, you fuck a rose. Garden rules.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  12. If gas prices get any lower I might have to think about big, juicy tits.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Explosion gunshot orgasm. Foghorn beep beep ah-ooo-gah. Shimmy sham skipple flurnt yipee ki yay

    By greazey_bob,
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  14. Oh us? We cannibalize cantaloupes, blast Barry Manilopes, and stuff manila envelopes, chock full 'a' elbow grease

    By greazey_bob,
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  15. Jew Magic:- the boardgame; please subscribe to my channel to discover more about this fantastic idea.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. I like the pope, specifically the pope leo the first - becasue he was grrrrrrreat! frosties! frosties pope!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. still no Entourage movie up ...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Mime is a flat Urkel.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Heynong, Ma'am. This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by gender equality!

    By TheMightyZog,
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  20. smelling the dirt like a 21st century schizoid man

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. Where there's a Will, there's an o' the Wisp!

    By n8guts,   
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  22. will catchphrase for cash. will catchphrase for cash. will catchphrase for cash.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. I've never bitten a mailman. Why would you even say that?

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  24. Dalai Lambourghini more like, this guy aint the pope. the pope is dope, just like pope leo - but then youd know that already. wouldnt you?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Ching chang chong. Don't worry it's OK I'm Chinese. Just kidding I'm a racist white guy.

    By trolleyrevolt,
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