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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The more you get dick, the more you need WIC.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. I’ve always believed children should be seen and not have GERD.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. People always notice my stiff upper lip but never thank me for my nimble dick. So I switched them around and boy, did that to the trick.

    By MurkyMcSwim,
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  4. Based on what I've seen it doesn't seem like it's that hard to get a black belt.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  5. I'm not expecting much out of life, just for all of my dreams to come true and my life to be perfect. As long as that happens I'll be happy.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  6. If my theory was correct and we made it to the other side, the catchphrase should be wrapping up right abooout...wait for it. Waaait for it.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. A wine expert is referred to as “a sommelier” while a vodka expert is called “an alcoholic”.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  8. A broken clock is five o’clock somewhere.

    By MarkDowling,
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  9. Check the diape, find the stripe, use the wipe.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. Hindsight is 20/20. I shouldn’t have eaten that can of Dinty.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. POTUS owed us so SCOTUS blowed us.

    By LOLlard,
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  12. Masturbation, fornication, vibration, salvation, ovation, urination and gyration. Welcome to my seven ation army.

    By JonathanBlakeSpotify,
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  13. To be Maguire or to not to be Maguire, that is Spiderman's question.

    By JonathanBlakeSpotify,
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  14. Kill two birds with one Stone, that's why Sharon's on trial for double homicide.

    By JonathanBlakeSpotify,
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  15. I have measured out my life with coffee spoons, into this novelty toilet-shaped mug.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  16. I will show you fear in a handful of dust, now show me that rockin' bust.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  17. Do I dare disturb the universe? Still owes me 20 bucks.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  18. Do robots dream of electric sheep? Mine only says "Gleep zorp bwoop beep".

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  19. My humps, my humps, my humps are a sign of a serious medical problem.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  20. Gather round smoke our thing hear the tale of Folklore Jim. A Hobo on a train in an overcoat with stains. In a flash I saw a rash accompanying his cane. Hard to just ignore em but where's the bloke's decorum He calls himself King but I didn't vote for him

    By LordBabyHat,
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  21. Just like Mussolini, in a bowl of tortellini. It doesn't taste good unless you add some green zucchini.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  22. I bought a large goat from a large goat forum. I would tote him home but I don't know where to store him. So I climbed the Great Highlands, where all the good goats play. I found a big ole fat one, and sang the livelong day.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  23. Gather round smoke our thing hear the tale of Folklore Jim. A Hobo on a train in an overcoat with stains. In a flash I saw a rash accompanying his cane. Hard to just ignore em but where's the bloke's decorum He calls himself King but I didn't vote for him

    By LordBabyHat,
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  24. Bookstores should really offer to heat up your book for you when you buy it.

    By Schnickpot,
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  25. People of London, take cover! A 30 foot actor is treading the city as if it were the very boards of the Old Vic. Yes! Beware the Terror of Gargantu-Ian McKellan!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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