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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you can’t take the heat, can you at least haul away my old window unit?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. I got my prostate examined, turns out I could get about 85 bucks for it.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. Forget Dairy Queen let's go to Plant Based Non-Gendered Royalty Figure. They do a mean steak tartare.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. I like Rocky but that script could have used a punch up.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. They paved parakeets, and put up a barking dog.

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  6. Hi and welcome to the Pyromaniac Awards, or as we like to call them the Fire Greats.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Children can be raised by wolves. But barns can't be. Because I've never met an Amish wolf.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Knock knock, WHO's there? Global Pandemic. Yes that's what the WHO is here to deal with.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Did you know you can now print out mattresses at home? I'll see you never at the bed shop.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Gulliver's lay-ups didn't count because of Gulliver's travels.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Don't feed your dog Scraps. Especially when Scraps is your cat. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. If you can read this catchphrase then you're too close to the start of the podcast.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Lock down with your cock down.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. This is your brain on catchphrases.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. They Might Be Giants, but I have a small penis.

    By Greenwell,
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  16. The person who asked, “what is the sound of one hand clapping?” has a fundamental misunderstanding of what clapping is.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. David Fincher? I hardly know her! What’s this now? You’re telling me David is a man’s name?!?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. Hark, what lightsabre through yonder window breaks? It is the Ewoks and Yoda is the sun.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. I'm shaking my money maker, and by money maker I mean this empty coffee cup. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. It's impolite to let imps alight on this flight.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Kareem can dream but can cream collect steam?

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. A poem about lovers and Crispin Glovers, Ah to heck wi' this, let's sue Zemeckidis

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Opinions are like assholes. But how do assholes feel about being compared to opinions? I don't know the answer myself, but Vincent Gallo might.

    By The Satire So-Sigh-Yetti,
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  24. She gets elevator eyes and then invites him ‘twixt her thighs when he sings “Bette Davis Eyes.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Badda Bing Badda Boom, I've Been Slimy Since the Womb

    By Tardy Prospector,
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