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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When you're a cowboy and you break up with someone, that's new boot scootin. When you have fancy potatoes, that's patoot au grutin, but when you take too much tylenol, that's "damn, dawg IM BOOFIN".

    By Imgoblins,
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  2. Hold on to your dogs, it’s about to get HOT!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. A murder of crows… A pride of lions… An assload of baboons.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Entertain

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  5. If a dollar falls in its worth and no-one is around, does it devalue the pound?

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  6. Oompa Loompa, Unpaid Labour, Marilyn Monroe!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  7. Porkin' swine to sty: what a way to make a piggin'!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  8. What's down cool cat? It's the 13th hour

    By Longform tragedy,
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  9. I’m all about two things; lukewarm beer and average sized titties.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. If cleanliness is next to godliness, call my balls the devil.

    By Botchedcrotch,
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  11. I just took a T&A test, turns out I'm 100% two tits

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  12. If my doctor wasn't my daughter I'd probably be dating her

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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  13. When I suckle at the teat, I take it neat.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. You can pick your friends and you can pick their noses, but you can’t force them to have plastic surgery if they don’t want to.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. If chuckles were buckles, I’d be a monkey’s uncle. But if giggles were tickles, I’d stop writing Rob Riggle.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. When the eye doctor told me my areolas looked great, I thought she meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Unfortunately this week we have decided to put an end to our long-standing tradition of picking a new catchphrase submitted by our listeners. The catchphrases were becoming too vulgar and childish. Now go fart on your boner you fucking puke face.

    By the constant pardner,
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  18. Tommy Bahama seduced my mama with a crotch-less pajama diorama

    By Yuri Tarted,
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  19. I eat hot sauce because it gives me a tickle on both ends

    By Yuri Tarted,
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  20. Who would diddle the kiddle from Malcolm in the Middle

    By Yuri Tarted,
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  21. Roaches check in. They don’t check out. So bill them another day, wieners out.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. If I were The Weekend I'd constantly be signing "everybody's working for the weekend" at my employees.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. My roomba does zumba with Timon and Pumbaa.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. To seize the means of production means to honor proletariat laborers who are the true producers. Law and order cannot be known until these producers are credited as such. So suck on that Dick Wolf.

    By LongTimeThirdTime,
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  25. The pessimist in me says Dumbo got taken advantage of by that feather salesman.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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