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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It’s like Waterloo over here. Only replace the “loo” with “works.” Waterworks. I’m crying.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. "Life's too short." - Queef Witherspoon

    By Pete the Meat,
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  3. The Mummy, more like the BUMMY, I'm saying that the Mummy is a BURDEN ON SOCIETY.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  4. I’m sick of reboots. They gotta get these boots right the first time, man.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  5. If you peel my rutabaga I’ll cream your corn.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Show me a room full of Dachshunds in party hats and I’ll show you a happy onlooker—me!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Binge on fruit, down the chute, then reboot.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. To Xfinity and beyond what I can afford to pay for cable

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  9. I didn't get my PPP loan, but I did get my Pee Pee Poo loan.

    By Sgt. Assssface,
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  10. The way things have been going recently we should cancel culture.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. I’m a Loser, I’m a Boozer, I drive a PT Cruiser

    By El Chico Malo,
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  12. You Spilled-a The Soup-a On My Fupa

    By El Chico Malo,
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  13. Your Butt Filled With Lettuce Is My New Kinky Fetish

    By El Chico Malo,
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  14. I wouldn't mind having a pocket full of Parker Poseys, if you know what I mean.

    By Obiwan Swanson,
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  15. Wonder which guest Scotty be pick'n. Hope it's not boring, already choked my chicken.

    By Captain Tripps,
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  16. Dr. Jekyl, more like Dr. JERKyl. I'm saying he's a SNOB.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  17. Choose a job you love to hate and you’ll never work a day in your miserable life.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. If there's no chips ima dip.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. With great Austin Powers comes great Austin Responsibility.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. Don’t swear unless it’s absolutely fucking necessary.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. Time flies when you’re having fun, and also when you’re not having fun!

    By Fuckersstolemyhuffy,
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  22. My mother's so tipsy, she got an IUD. Wait, I meant DUI. Hm, those acronyms are shockingly similar.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  23. My momma's so skinny, frankly, we're worried about her!

    By LARDdischarge,
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  24. All’s well that ends swelling.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Two dogs played fetch with a yellow disc, and I threw the toy too far and high, and that’s why it’s stuck on the roof.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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